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Old 02-24-2006, 11:23 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Let's not forget the exquistely tailored and fitted wardrobe, the flattering lighting and camera work.

Practically anybody with a Hollywood-sized budget can be turned into a real beauty.
Amen to that one.
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Old 02-24-2006, 14:57 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Amazing what tan airbrushing can do for ones complexion...lmao
Everytime I see that fake tan stuff I think of George Hamilton...lmao
I don't get that. Why would someone want to stand around letting someone else "paint" them to change them into an Oompa-Loompa shade of orange? A little color I can understand, but it is few and far between that look good with an un-natural orange-ish glow.
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Old 02-24-2006, 15:55 PM   #33 (permalink)
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They'll figure it out, the first time they answer (honestly) to the question "Does this dress make me look fat?" and then have to spend the next 12 hours helping her look for a dress that does not make her look fat.
I have always found it's the WOMAN that makes the dress look 'fat', not the other way around...
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I have always found it's the WOMAN that makes the dress look 'fat', not the other way around...
true as it may be, comments like that may contribute to why you are single, dear Sniper
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true as it may be, comments like that may contribute to why you are single, dear Sniper
SIngle, yes.

Lacking female companionship........hardly.
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I have always found it's the WOMAN that makes the dress look 'fat', not the other way around...
ROFLMAO *** wiping away tears ***

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true as it may be, comments like that may contribute to why you are single, dear Sniper
And he's damned happy about it!
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Old 02-24-2006, 16:13 PM   #37 (permalink)
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SIngle, yes.

Lacking female companionship........hardly.
^5 Snipe....lmao Its the way of us single guys in the new millenium. Why get married when so much window shopping and test drives abound We want career women that contribute and be low maintenance yet.

Didnt Kennedy say?

"Ask not what you male companion can do for you"
"Ask what you can do for your male companion"!

Errm something like that...(ducking and running)
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Old 02-24-2006, 17:05 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Didnt Kennedy say?

"Ask not what you male companion can do for you"
"Ask what you can do for your male companion"!
It was Jackie Kennedy, and she actually said:

"Ask not what your male companion can do for you,
but give him specific instructions so he can do it right!"
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It was Jackie Kennedy, and she actually said:

"Ask not what your male companion can do for you,
but give him specific instructions so he can do it right!"
No wonder she seemed like such a rich prude...LMAO
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No wonder she seemed like such a rich prude...LMAO
She had her facts correct....so after the being 1st woman of the western world she ended up being 1st woman of the rich world by marrying Aristotle Onasis.
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^5 Snipe....lmao Its the way of us single guys in the new millenium. Why get married when so much window shopping and test drives abound We want career women that contribute and be low maintenance yet.

Didnt Kennedy say?

"Ask not what you male companion can do for you"
"Ask what you can do for your male companion"!

Errm something like that...(ducking and running)
Yes, no reason to ever stand in the check out line and buy when every aisle i go down seems to have so many free samples.
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It was Jackie Kennedy, and she actually said:

"Ask not what your male companion can do for you,
but give him specific instructions so he can do it right!"
LOL, what makes you think any man worthy of the name would pay attention to said instructions miss?
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Amazing what tan airbrushing can do for ones complexion...lmao
Everytime I see that fake tan stuff I think of George Hamilton...lmao
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I don't get that. Why would someone want to stand around letting someone else "paint" them to change them into an Oompa-Loompa shade of orange? A little color I can understand, but it is few and far between that look good with an un-natural orange-ish glow.
I think the whole "airbrushing" thing is done to the photos after the shoot.
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I think the whole "airbrushing" thing is done to the photos after the shoot.
A tan can be painted on. One can stand in a tube and have a liquid tan instantly applied now. Now need to wait for the UV lights to take effect anymore. Instant Coffee, Instant Oatmeal, Instant Tan.
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