Us married guys are screwed - Page 2

brian00 · 02-23-2006, 14:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kid<2>Nite

8 out of 9, not bad. But that Belinda wasted a lot of cash.

Also the one on the right has barely improved....

THL · 02-23-2006, 17:13 PM

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Originally Posted by brian00

Also the one on the right has barely improved....

The one on the far right? Did you look at the before picture?

Anon · 02-23-2006, 18:26 PM

Well kelli got the most bang for her buck.

I'd hit that...

LOL

Ahsan911 · 02-23-2006, 18:43 PM

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Originally Posted by M21Sniper

Well kelli got the most bang for her buck.

I'd hit that...

LOL

agreed, same goes with Cindy.

kNikS · 02-23-2006, 19:32 PM

Yep, Kelli is the best.

Aryan · 02-23-2006, 21:05 PM

I've just had an idea for a new women's charity, instead of spending money on some feminist inspired domestic abuse/rape prevention/whatever, why don't we give it to the surgeons/make up artists responible for this deed to try and fix up as many women as they can? We can even have a Ugly Women Awareness Day, to help fund the camapaign...

I think its a great idea

**Officer of Engineers** · 02-23-2006, 21:25 PM

You single guys don't get it. I'm going to tell my wife she's beautiful no matter how rotten she feels that day ... so that I don't have to pay for a makeover.

THL · 02-23-2006, 22:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

You single guys don't get it. I'm going to tell my wife she's beautiful no matter how rotten she feels that day ... so that I don't have to pay for a makeover.

They'll figure it out, the first time they answer (honestly) to the question "Does this dress make me look fat?" and then have to spend the next 12 hours helping her look for a dress that does not make her look fat.

Confed999 · 02-23-2006, 23:21 PM

I think they look fine in the before pictures.

Blademaster · 02-24-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

You single guys don't get it. I'm going to tell my wife she's beautiful no matter how rotten she feels that day ... so that I don't have to pay for a makeover.

Well you may regret it when you wake up in the morning right next to your .... wait a minute, is that a monster sighting? Alert the police!!! The beast has escaped from the zoo!! Oh wait! That was just your wife. Never mind. False alarm guys. Go back to base.

**Officer of Engineers** · 02-24-2006, 01:48 AM

You're starting a war my entire brigade would run away from.

Blademaster · 02-24-2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

You're starting a war my entire brigade would run away from.

Unfortunately you are caught between a rock and a hard place so no retreat for you!

Dreadnought · 02-24-2006, 09:59 AM

Rachael made out pretty good in the after photos as well.

Dreadnought · 02-24-2006, 10:01 AM

Amazing what tan airbrushing can do for ones complexion...lmao
Everytime I see that fake tan stuff I think of George Hamilton...lmao

Hmm a few seem to badly need a visit from the "botox fairy"

**TopHatter** · 02-24-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lemontree

I always marvel at the magical ability women have to turn themselves into swans, with some face paint and a dab of powder.

Let's not forget the exquistely tailored and fitted wardrobe, the flattering lighting and camera work.

Practically anybody with a Hollywood-sized budget can be turned into a real beauty.

02-23-2006, 19:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
kNikS *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 09-17-05 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 786 Country:	Yep, Kelli is the best. __________________ For King and Fatherland ~ Freedom or Death

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Officer of Engineers *Military Professional* Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 15,915 Country:	You single guys don't get it. I'm going to tell my wife she's beautiful no matter how rotten she feels that day ... so that I don't have to pay for a makeover. __________________ Chimo

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Confed999 Staff Emeritus Join Date: 09-10-03 Location: Florida Posts: 10,681 Country:	I think they look fine in the before pictures. __________________ No man is free until all men are free - John Hossack I agree completely with this Administration’s goal of a regime change in Iraq-John Kerry even if that enforcement is mostly at the hands of the United States, a right we retain even if the Security Council fails to act-John Kerry He may even miscalculate and slide these weapons off to terrorist groups to invite them to be a surrogate to use them against the United States. It’s the miscalculation that poses the greatest threat-John Kerry

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02-23-2006, 18:26 PM	#18 (permalink)
Anon New Member Join Date: 08-03-03 Posts: 0	Well kelli got the most bang for her buck. I'd hit that... LOL

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Aryan Banished Join Date: 05-02-04 Posts: 1,532	I've just had an idea for a new women's charity, instead of spending money on some feminist inspired domestic abuse/rape prevention/whatever, why don't we give it to the surgeons/make up artists responible for this deed to try and fix up as many women as they can? We can even have a Ugly Women Awareness Day, to help fund the camapaign... I think its a great idea

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Officer of Engineers *Military Professional* Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 15,915 Country:	You're starting a war my entire brigade would run away from.

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Dreadnought *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 05-12-05 Posts: 5,319 Country:	Rachael made out pretty good in the after photos as well.

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