Indian Air Force vs. US Air Force

**cottage cheese** · 10 Aug 05,, 07:30

Originally Posted by Samudra

Cottage Cheese , my friend Hammer is bent upon having my father throw me out of the house.

He has been giving me quite a number of innovative 'ideas' for the same since the time we knew each other.Like asking my father for half a million bucks.

The latest one is to open my secret vault at home to produce the images he now desperately seeks , at which time he shall have my father informed of it and then my father shall duly do the needfull.

Its all a conspiracy hatched by someone inside Pakistan and pays Hammer to execute it.

You have my house to move into.... now lets take a look at those Harriers...

**hammer** · 10 Aug 05,, 07:36

Originally Posted by Samudra

Cottage Cheese , my friend Hammer is bent upon having my father throw me out of the house.

I am doing you a favour actually.Its time for you to get thrown out of the house.

Originally Posted by Samudra

Its all a conspiracy hatched by someone inside Pakistan and pays Hammer to execute it.

I will give you a hint. A*** A**** and N**.

**Samudra** · 10 Aug 05,, 16:24

now lets take a look at those Harriers

I am afraid i did not have a high end camera - the display was quite far away, but i do have pictures that Hammer would like to see.

Will post in the weekend.

**cottage cheese** · 11 Aug 05,, 05:57

Originally Posted by Samudra

I am afraid i did not have a high end camera - the display was quite far away, but i do have pictures that Hammer would like to see.

Will post in the weekend.

Yeah- now you're talking.... I've kept a room ready at my place - just in case your dad exiles you

**Samudra** · 11 Aug 05,, 14:50

cottage cheese

thanks for the room , i have been always curious to see the NE !
So which state ?

annnnnnyways i thought I'm going to give you a sneak preview.

On second thoughts , i think i am giving you this preview alone !

**hammer** · 11 Aug 05,, 17:23

Originally Posted by Samudra

On second thoughts , i think i am giving you this preview alone !

Check the warning sign to her left."Please Do Not Touch"

**Samudra** · 11 Aug 05,, 17:28

You mean the aircrafts right ?

Yeah , they wont let us touch them..
Gawd , i could have had a nice......

**longcat** · 11 Aug 05,, 23:02

USAF would win

**cottage cheese** · 12 Aug 05,, 05:35

Originally Posted by hammer

Check the warning sign to her left."Please Do Not Touch"

Good heavens!.... whats the weapon load of that thing?

**cottage cheese** · 12 Aug 05,, 05:37

Originally Posted by SnakePlisken

USAF would win

Aww come on.... snap out of it... we have 15 Harriers.... the US has no hope.

**Samudra** · 12 Aug 05,, 10:05

Good heavens!.... whats the weapon load of that thing?

Ask Hammer , he is the expert

**cottage cheese** · 12 Aug 05,, 10:58

Originally Posted by Samudra

Ask Hammer , he is the expert

Hammer.... specifications please:

Dimensions
Weapon load
Size to weight ratio...etc.

**ArjunMK1** · 16 Aug 05,, 17:18

US would surely win but with a bloody nose .

**magic-spaceship** · 16 Aug 05,, 19:43

Originally Posted by ArjunMK1

US would surely win but with a bloody nose .

What would the bloody nose be from? Laughing too hard?

**ArjunMK1** · 16 Aug 05,, 21:12

Originally Posted by magic-spaceship

What would the bloody nose be from? Laughing too hard?

More than hundred SU 30 MKI , 100 Mig 29s . And there are 100s of Mirages, Mig 21 upgrades , Mig 23,25,27s , Jaguar upgrades . And LCA in near future.
Also there are Falcon airborne AWACS and ground based Green Pines.

Stop laughing . It will be bloody nose with broken teeth !!!