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behold, luffaman say hi to everyone!
Part I: self intro
i am total new here, (a lie) i am from china, (a cliche) my anglish am not geed, (another cliche) i want to learn english and lot of things from you guys and make friends here. (more cliches) i am a professional biochemist, (seriously) and a amateur comedian,(even more seriously) i want to make comedy my living. (not borrowed from william hung) hopefully i can entertain you guys here for whatever you deserve. (?) Part II: propose motions 1. please at least minimize bashing racists and communists. (yeah, yeah, i know that to stop bashing is impossible). why? because racists and communists are bunch of clowns, i bet you know that we comedians have a very close relationship with clowns. it does hurt (me) when you bash them. 2. there are serious debaters and racist-or commie-think-tank-hired propagandists on WAB, but quite a significant number of real-life losers are here trying to vent their anger which they dare not to lay on their employers. I beg admins or mods whoever have the justice and power, please show some sympathy and mercy, and promote my title from "regular" to "almighty punchbag", make it official that everyone can spit their venom on me (i swear god, i can't feel a thing) without risking being banished, then i'll get the WAB fame i always want, they'll get their anger managed. anyone second my motions? |
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Welcome.
You are a realtime joker!
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(being humble and in a shivering voice...)
wait a second, let me see.. well, you are titled:patron, not admin, not mod, with 200+ posts (becoming more confident, and start shouting...) yeah!!! of course!!! loser!!! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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