US Army vs. Lichtenstein - Page 2

lemontree · 08-21-2006, 09:01 AM

Liechstensteine has no army, and the police force has a strength of 60 only. Hey why is the US army required, the WAB members would be more that enough. for the invasion

-{SpoonmaN}- · 08-21-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lemontree

Liechstensteine has no army, and the police force has a strength of 60 only. Hey why is the US army required, the WAB members would be more that enough. for the invasion

LOL the people posting on this thread would give them a run for their money, I'm not so sure that the Leichtensteine cops even have guns.

**Officer of Engineers** · 08-21-2006, 10:56 AM

Captain,

WABers are a no-go. Leichtensteine has a formidable defence - our wives. Leichtensteine has some of the most beautiful looking women ... and do you think our wives would let us gawk that much?

ArmchairGeneral · 08-21-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

Leichtensteine has some of the most beautiful looking women ...

Really. Very interesting...

Anon · 08-21-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shek

US Army by a landslide!

I will volunteer to BE the first wave....but i want my pick of the litter when it comes to the cutest girl in the village.

LOL.

-{SpoonmaN}- · 08-21-2006, 21:39 PM

Yeah I'll bring my friends, that'll balance out the numbers.

lemontree · 08-22-2006, 00:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

Captain,

WABers are a no-go. Leichtensteine has a formidable defence - our wives. Leichtensteine has some of the most beautiful looking women ... and do you think our wives would let us gawk that much?

Sir,
There is a solution - send them shopping, and pretend that we are forced to go to Leichtensteine.

**Officer of Engineers** · 08-22-2006, 00:57 AM

***gawk****

I'll take the scolding.

-{SpoonmaN}- · 08-22-2006, 10:26 AM

Maybe you could convince them to take your side when you explain that as the new fuedal lords of the country, we'd each get our own mansion that they could live in. Personally I'd expect OOE's to have the best fortifications since you are an engineer man. Mine would just have the benefit of having nungover Australian teenagers on standby at all times (a force to reckon with believe me).

Anon · 08-22-2006, 13:04 PM

Mine would be impossible to find...

YellowFever · 08-23-2006, 03:47 AM

You guys are forgetting one thing.

We can't go to war with Liechstenstein.

If memory serves me correctly (not that it ever did but) Liechstenstein, I think, has the most organic farms per capita.

If this is true, all the liberals, earth first pukes, and animal liberation idiots will go there and protest our invasion.

They might turn into collateral damage.

On second thought....

Feydakin · 08-23-2006, 09:02 AM

gee why didn't someone mention woman ,stuff sending the americans i will call some of the bros (ANZACS)we order a taxi at Charles DeGaul airport and liberate these fine young fraulines from those big bad hombres maoris/aussies will be the main battlegroup we go first in we also need support so we call the canuks/brits to take the pictures and general morale boosters don't forget VB you cannot have a session unless you are fully tanked ready to unload and fire(don't worry about aim )

"oppressor de liber"

-{SpoonmaN}- · 08-23-2006, 22:29 PM

Dude how can you possibly drink VB when there's Carlton Draught to consider?

lemontree · 08-24-2006, 06:41 AM

I kind of like this house....Schloss Vaduz

08-21-2006, 09:01 AM	#16 (permalink)
lemontree Bandaid *Military Professional* Join Date: 10-04-04 Location: India Posts: 5,916	Liechstensteine has no army, and the police force has a strength of 60 only. Hey why is the US army required, the WAB members would be more that enough. for the invasion __________________ Cheers!...on the rocks!!

08-21-2006, 10:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
Officer of Engineers Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 15,688 Country:	Captain, WABers are a no-go. Leichtensteine has a formidable defence - our wives. Leichtensteine has some of the most beautiful looking women ... and do you think our wives would let us gawk that much? __________________ Chimo

08-23-2006, 03:47 AM	#26 (permalink)
YellowFever Contributor Join Date: 07-17-06 Location: In front of my computer...duh! Posts: 502	You forget one thing... You guys are forgetting one thing. We can't go to war with Liechstenstein. If memory serves me correctly (not that it ever did but) Liechstenstein, I think, has the most organic farms per capita. If this is true, all the liberals, earth first pukes, and animal liberation idiots will go there and protest our invasion. They might turn into collateral damage. On second thought....

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-{SpoonmaN}- Death, the Destroyer of Worlds... *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 09-08-04 Location: The badlands of West London. Posts: 1,455 Country:	Yeah I'll bring my friends, that'll balance out the numbers.

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Officer of Engineers Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 15,688 Country:	*gawk** I'll take the scolding.

08-22-2006, 10:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
-{SpoonmaN}- Death, the Destroyer of Worlds... *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 09-08-04 Location: The badlands of West London. Posts: 1,455 Country:	Maybe you could convince them to take your side when you explain that as the new fuedal lords of the country, we'd each get our own mansion that they could live in. Personally I'd expect OOE's to have the best fortifications since you are an engineer man. Mine would just have the benefit of having nungover Australian teenagers on standby at all times (a force to reckon with believe me).

08-22-2006, 13:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
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08-23-2006, 09:02 AM	#27 (permalink)
Feydakin New Member Join Date: 08-19-06 Location: Australia Posts: 20	gee why didn't someone mention woman ,stuff sending the americans i will call some of the bros (ANZACS)we order a taxi at Charles DeGaul airport and liberate these fine young fraulines from those big bad hombres maoris/aussies will be the main battlegroup we go first in we also need support so we call the canuks/brits to take the pictures and general morale boosters don't forget VB you cannot have a session unless you are fully tanked ready to unload and fire(don't worry about aim ) "oppressor de liber"

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-{SpoonmaN}- Death, the Destroyer of Worlds... *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 09-08-04 Location: The badlands of West London. Posts: 1,455 Country:	Dude how can you possibly drink VB when there's Carlton Draught to consider?

08-24-2006, 06:41 AM	#29 (permalink)
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