Considering a war with Iran - Page 31

Archer · 11-01-2007, 15:55 PM

My solution:

Draft Mr Lukins and the rest of the reputable 1RTR including MR Tankie and parachute them into Iran. W/in a week, Iran will be out of liquor (all the senior types are secret tipplers I bet) and will surrender double quick.

Are the 1RTRs livers upto this noble task?

Feanor · 11-01-2007, 21:19 PM

Isn't Iran, being Muslim country, alcohol free?

Brrr. Just the thought of no vodka . . . . . EVER makes me shudder.

Dreadnought · 11-02-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Feanor

Isn't Iran, being Muslim country, alcohol free?

Brrr. Just the thought of no vodka . . . . . EVER makes me shudder.

Imagine that all these muslim countries are dry countries. But yet poppy for heroine abounds everywhere.

Feanor · 11-02-2007, 17:40 PM

Ok that's it. I'm going on my very own operation Iranian freedom. I'm going to bring vodka to Iran. Their leader has weapons of mass destruction. There are human rights abuses going on. Their population is being denied basic alcohol. God is telling me to go into Iran.

smilingassassin · 11-02-2007, 21:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Feanor

There are human rights abuses going on. Their population is being denied basic alcohol.

Thats definately more like torture in some country's!

JAD_333 · 11-03-2007, 01:32 AM

This will civilize them.

YouTube - Vodka Kreskova commercial

Adil Memon · 11-03-2007, 01:47 AM

Vodka a basic need.... hehe... Muslims have been living without it for centuries. And I guess none of them asked you for it

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Human Rights abuses??? I guess this is someone from Bush's country whose running Guantanamo Bay.

One question has been piercing me since long. Will somebody people tell me why the HELL did Americans vote Bush back into power after he gave the nation 9/11, Afghan War, Iraq Invasion and an unsecure world? Do the Americans agree with him (Bush on a mission from God)???

hehe... I just mean to say that it is the Global Media under government control that's blindfolding the western nations. You are being deliberately pitted against the Muslims.

physicsmonk · 11-03-2007, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Adil Memon

Vodka a basic need.... hehe... Muslims have been living without it for centuries. And I guess none of them asked you for it

.

Human Rights abuses??? I guess this is someone from Bush's country whose running Guantanamo Bay.

One question has been piercing me since long. Will somebody people tell me why the HELL did Americans vote Bush back into power after he gave the nation 9/11, Afghan War, Iraq Invasion and an unsecure world? Do the Americans agree with him (Bush on a mission from God)???

hehe... I just mean to say that it is the Global Media under government control that's blindfolding the western nations. You are being deliberately pitted against the Muslims.

could you elaborate how did Bush give americans 9/11. it would be interesting to know your POV

Feanor · 11-03-2007, 04:58 AM

Don't you know? It wasn't an airplane that hit the twin towers. It was a giant vodka bottle, that was painted white to disguise it as a cruise missile so that people would come up with rational conspiracy theories and never suspect the truth.

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Originally Posted by smilingassassin

Thats definately more like torture in some country's!

I see you've been to Russia

physicsmonk · 11-03-2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Feanor

Don't you know? It wasn't an airplane that hit the twin towers. It was a giant vodka bottle, that was painted white to disguise it as a cruise missile so that people would come up with rational conspiracy theories and never suspect the truth.

.aah one should have known.these kgb types under putin managed to get two of their foes to fight each other.and while they were at it they also managed to deflect some suspicion on jews too.this putin is really evil

smilingassassin · 11-03-2007, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Adil Memon

Vodka a basic need.... hehe... Muslims have been living without it for centuries. And I guess none of them asked you for it

.

Human Rights abuses??? I guess this is someone from Bush's country whose running Guantanamo Bay.

One question has been piercing me since long. Will somebody people tell me why the HELL did Americans vote Bush back into power after he gave the nation 9/11, Afghan War, Iraq Invasion and an unsecure world? Do the Americans agree with him (Bush on a mission from God)???

hehe... I just mean to say that it is the Global Media under government control that's blindfolding the western nations. You are being deliberately pitted against the Muslims.

Someone didn't get the subtle joke, Feanor thats your fault!! You forgot your Sacasm quotes!!!

Hate to burst your bubble Adil Memon but its fellow Muslims who have pitted the Muslim world against the west not Bush. Afganistan was a result of 9/11, 9/11 was the result of 15 madmen working for Al-Q. Bush was always set on invading Iraq in an effort to end the stalemate for good there, 9/11 and afganistan merely postphoned that. Al-Q knew that ignorance on both sides could ferment the conflict.

If you beleive that the U.S. government was behind 9/11 tell me how thousands of conspirators could be made to keep their story consistant without spilling the beans? It's impossible and like most conspiracy theory's its a theory thats far more complicated that the real story. Which is easier, 15 now dead, crazy finatics secretly ploting an attack or thousands of fellow Americans? I'd say the former is much easier to plot and follow through on in the, then, short time Bush had been in power.

**Parihaka** · 11-03-2007, 13:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Archer

My solution:

Draft Mr Lukins and the rest of the reputable 1RTR....

reputable?

glyn · 11-03-2007, 14:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Parihaka

reputable?

Certainly, my fine fellow! We have a rotten reputation

Feanor · 11-03-2007, 16:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Adil Memon

Human Rights abuses??? I guess this is someone from Bush's country whose running Guantanamo Bay.

Oh yeah, didn't notice this part. I'm from Putin's country. We have our own illegal prisons. We don't need to use Guantanamo

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Originally Posted by smilingassassin

If you beleive that the U.S. government was behind 9/11 tell me how thousands of conspirators could be made to keep their story consistant without spilling the beans? It's impossible and like most conspiracy theory's its a theory thats far more complicated that the real story. Which is easier, 15 now dead, crazy finatics secretly ploting an attack or thousands of fellow Americans? I'd say the former is much easier to plot and follow through on in the, then, short time Bush had been in power.

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Originally Posted by Feanor

Don't you know? It wasn't an airplane that hit the twin towers. It was a giant vodka bottle, that was painted white to disguise it as a cruise missile so that people would come up with rational conspiracy theories and never suspect the truth.

smilingassassin · 11-03-2007, 17:37 PM

The funniest part is you'd have to drink copius ammounts of Vodka to beleive many of those conspiracy theory's. Only the close minded still beleive the towers fell due to a controled demolition, the planes that flew into the towers were holograms super emposed over cruise missles or where radio controled and devoid of passengers ect ect.

Complete lunes...

11-01-2007, 15:55 PM	#451 (permalink)
Archer *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 10-13-03 Posts: 2,888	My solution: Draft Mr Lukins and the rest of the reputable 1RTR including MR Tankie and parachute them into Iran. W/in a week, Iran will be out of liquor (all the senior types are secret tipplers I bet) and will surrender double quick. Are the 1RTRs livers upto this noble task? __________________ Karmani Vyapurutham Dhanuhu My bow is stretched for its task

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JAD_333 *Defense Professional* Join Date: 04-15-07 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,682 Country:	This will civilize them. YouTube - Vodka Kreskova commercial __________________ To be Truly ignorant, Man requires an Education. (Plato)

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Feanor Banished Join Date: 06-12-07 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 2,385 Country:	Ok that's it. I'm going on my very own operation Iranian freedom. I'm going to bring vodka to Iran. Their leader has weapons of mass destruction. There are human rights abuses going on. Their population is being denied basic alcohol. God is telling me to go into Iran.

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Adil Memon New Member Join Date: 11-10-05 Location: Hyderabad, Pakistan Posts: 12 Country:	Vodka a basic need.... hehe... Muslims have been living without it for centuries. And I guess none of them asked you for it . Human Rights abuses??? I guess this is someone from Bush's country whose running Guantanamo Bay. One question has been piercing me since long. Will somebody people tell me why the HELL did Americans vote Bush back into power after he gave the nation 9/11, Afghan War, Iraq Invasion and an unsecure world? Do the Americans agree with him (Bush on a mission from God)??? hehe... I just mean to say that it is the Global Media under government control that's blindfolding the western nations. You are being deliberately pitted against the Muslims.

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smilingassassin *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 12-12-03 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 2,718 Country:	The funniest part is you'd have to drink copius ammounts of Vodka to beleive many of those conspiracy theory's. Only the close minded still beleive the towers fell due to a controled demolition, the planes that flew into the towers were holograms super emposed over cruise missles or where radio controled and devoid of passengers ect ect. Complete lunes...

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