Thread: British National Party to save Britain?

I like you British. Honestly.

You can milk humour out of stone!

No wonder you ruled the world!

Complete agreement there.

Added later:

Sad that your boss Blair poodled his way to stardom and bring the British into reckoning as a pickaback world power! . No maliciousness in that statement, please. Just a reality check!

And I love Blair, warts and all!

Oh, why'd you have to say that? It screws up the moment.

The majority of the British voting public have always been -(how can I diplomatically and sensitively put this) - as thick as pig ****.

Their illogical stance is - "I've faithfully voted for X Party through the years and I'm not going to stop now!"

So even though 'their' Party may well have proven to be totally useless over the years, and even though their current policies may be as crap as ever, their dickhead supporters will still vote for them regardless!

My view is refreshingly different and logical - I look at what ALL the Parties are offering (including the BNP), and if I like the look of them, they win my vote, its as simple as that.. :)
The operative word is 'win', and if no Party impresses me, none of them get my vote, I simply don't vote at all.
That's how democracy works.. :)

Incidentally here's the full thrilling story of my Vigilante rap as it appears all over the net, it gives an interesting insight into the appalling state of politically-correct Britain around the turn of the millennium and will no doubt serves as a fascinating document for historians through future centuries -

BIRDMAN by Mick
I lived in an inner-city tower block in Leicester (England) for 5 years until 2002 and regularly gave police tipoffs about the drug-dealing I witnessed in the streets below,but they took no action,even when I told how some junkies sat in their cars snorting the stuff before screeching off high as kites, and how kids from the school across the road used to drift over to the drug dealers house in their lunch breaks..
Hell I even used to see robed Muslims calling at the house from time to time..
Then the dealers (who were black Africans) complained to the police that I was "racially harrassing" them by watching them through my binoculars,so the police swung smoothly into action and arrested me,and I got 3 months jail in Leicester Prison.

Hey the head dealer never turned up to give evidence against me on the first day of my trial, maybe he'd decided not to press charges after all. But the police sent a car to collect him and talked him into coming ..
Incidentally while on bail I was gunned down as a reprisal while walking home after dark; 3 shots rang out from the shadows,2 whistled past my ears and smacked into the side of a house,and the 3rd hit me in the calf. Huh lousy marksmanship!
The police didn't do much to follow it up and the hitman was never found,he'd probably fled to sign up for shooting lessons at a gun club.
Several reasons spring to mind why the police never acted on all my tipoffs, either they were being paid by the dealers to turn a blind eye,or they were scared to arrest them in case it triggered a race riot or they'd decided drugs do no real harm,or they wanted to make an example of me for being so un-politically correct as to criticise black drug dealing.

However my sense of humour was unaffected, i said to my solicitor as i was being led away to jail in handcuffs "It's okay, i'd got nothing planned for the next 3 months anyway"..
And as I fed breadcrumbs to the pigeons on my cell windowsill i used to think "bleddy marvellous,I've ended up as the Birdman of Alcatraz.."
In the event, i was released after a month and had to serve the rest of the sentence on home curfew like a cocker spaniel with an electronic tag round my ankle.
Then the council got in on the act and began eviction proceedings against me on the strength of my "anti-social" sentence, so,almost penniless, jobless,girlfriendless and imminently homeless i packed my rucksack and hopped on my bike to pedal 250 miles to relatives in Plymouth to make a new start.
But after 60 miles my body metabolism packed up (i later found out it was thyroid/pituitary problems) and i crawled into remote woodland to set up camp for a while to recover, shivering in my sleeping bag. "Great" i thought, "now i'm Bigfoot".

After a few days i pedalled at snails pace to nearby Cheltenham,donated my bike to a charity shop and finished the rest of the journey to Plymouth by coach,but when i eventually arrived at my relatives house it was locked up and deserted and i felt like Burt Lancaster in "The Swimmer".
I eventually tracked them down and things began to improve thanks to my unshakeable Christian mindset:-
"For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power.." (2 Tim 1:7)
The moral of the whole thrilling saga is that as a Christian, not for an instant did i ever feel dejected, i was too busy laughing at myself the whole time,unable to take life seriously:-
"What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes" (James 4:14)
Incidentally, i told not a soul i was in jail because i didn't want to put them through the hassle of visiting me.
Soon after getting out some of my Christian pals came round and asked me why they hadn't seen me for a while. "I was in the slammer" i replied, and we all had a good laugh!

Incidentally the local paper (the Leicester Mercury) dare not touch the full story, all they printed was a short report about my sentencing, completely ignoring the facts behind it, too much of a hot potato.. Huh so much for fearless investigative journalism...
Hey maybe Hollywood will turn it all into a film one day, who d'you think should play me in the starring role, Al Pacino or Bruce Willis?
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LEICESTER PRISON

Originally Posted by dave lukins

I should have seen that comming,but you where to close,I think

Beuatifull ...................

Originally Posted by Ray

I like you British. Honestly.

You can milk humour out of stone!

No wonder you ruled the world!

Added later:

Sad that your boss Blair poodled his way to stardom and bring the British into reckoning as a pickaback world power! . No maliciousness in that statement, please. Just a reality check!

And I love Blair, warts and all!

Brigadier Sir, we have had a lot of reality checks..............hope the rest of the world is ready for us taking the humour out of the stone

Originally Posted by Mick in England

The majority of the British voting public have always been -(how can I diplomatically and sensitively put this) - as thick as pig ****.

Their illogical stance is - "I've faithfully voted for X Party through the years and I'm not going to stop now!"

So even though 'their' Party may well have proven to be totally useless over the years, and even though their current policies may be as crap as ever, their dickhead supporters will still vote for them regardless!

My view is refreshingly different and logical - I look at what ALL the Parties are offering (including the BNP), and if I like the look of them, they win my vote, its as simple as that..
The operative word is 'win', and if no Party impresses me, none of them get my vote, I simply don't vote at all.
That's how democracy works..

And its t^^ts like you why Britain is in the shape its in right now

[QUOTE=Mick in England;358818]jail in Leicester Prison.
Incidentally the local paper (the Leicester Mercury) dare not touch the full story, all they printed was a short report about my sentencing, completely ignoring the facts behind it, too much of a hot potato.. Huh so much for fearless investigative journalism...
Hey maybe Hollywood will turn it all into a film one day, who d'you think should play me in the starring role, Al Pacino or Bruce Willis?


The most retarded village idiot they can find, I shouldn't wonder. Now clear off from the west country where you are demonstrably a waste of space.

Originally Posted by Mick in England

The majority of the British voting public have always been -(how can I diplomatically and sensitively put this) - as thick as pig ****.

Their illogical stance is - "I've faithfully voted for X Party through the years and I'm not going to stop now!"

So even though 'their' Party may well have proven to be totally useless over the years, and even though their current policies may be as crap as ever, their dickhead supporters will still vote for them regardless!

I hardly think they've been totally useless, considering the high growth and low unemployment experienced vis-a-vis Europe in recent years.

And please don't accuse anyone of being illogical or stupid, be they Britain's voters or the mentally disabled pigs in your basement.

My view is refreshingly different and logical - I look at what ALL the Parties are offering (including the BNP), and if I like the look of them, they win my vote, its as simple as that..

Your view is not refreshingly different - it is sickeningly stupid - and it's not logical because you flat-out ignore the many logical points thrown at you over the course of this thread.

The operative word is 'win', and if no Party impresses me, none of them get my vote, I simply don't vote at all.
That's how democracy works..

Nope, that's one half of democracy works - the other half being a calm, informed and intelligent appreciation of the past performance and new policies on offer from the parties.

Originally Posted by Kipruss

Dave and PDF should take it on the road. We need more British comedy duos. But which is the big one and which is the small one?

I use a very large mouse does that count as being the "big one"