Clinton offered livestock for Chelsea

**highsea** · 29 Jul 05,, 06:15

Lol, a very generous offer...

40 GOATS TO BUY CHELSEA

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.

Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.

He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter's hand in marriage.

The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya's Foreign Minister.

He said: "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.

"I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony."

The councillor gave the names of the former Kenyan president Daniel Arap-Moi and two of his college mates as character references.

Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton's wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal.

He said Mrs Clinton acted like a "like an African woman".

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...394619,00.html

**Bill** · 29 Jul 05,, 06:28

She isn't worth a 3 legged dog nor even a broke-dick alley cat.

LOL

**leib10** · 29 Jul 05,, 06:37

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I suppose.

**bigross86** · 29 Jul 05,, 08:57

You mean, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

**Bill** · 29 Jul 05,, 09:33

Chelsea is one of those 4+6=10 girls.

Normally she's a 4, but add a 6 pak, and she's a ten.

LOL....

**bigross86** · 29 Jul 05,, 10:52

LOL! I like that. I know a few people like that...

**Bluesman** · 29 Jul 05,, 12:17

Reminds me of a story:

President Clinton went back to his alma mater, Arkansas University for a commencement address. As a mark of esteem to a 'home town boy that made good', the Alumni Association gave him a beautiful pair of prize-winning razorback hogs, the Arkansas mascot. Clinton was pleased as he could be, and VERY proud of his gift. He even carried them back to DC in the cabin of Air Force One.

Upon arrival at Andrews, he was carring their cage down the AirStair, and stopped to speak to the Air Force Master Sergeant, and showed him his pigs.

"Ever see such a pair of razorbacks, Sergeant?"

"No, Mr. President. They're excellent."

"Got TWO of 'em; one for Hillary, and one for Chelsea."

Without hesitation, the Master Sergeant said, "Good trade, sir!"

**bigross86** · 29 Jul 05,, 13:14

Lol!

**Avenger** · 29 Jul 05,, 22:25

Originally Posted by leibstandarte10

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I suppose.

Yep. I hereby offer my mother's cat, also named Chelsea (really). But come to think of it, I love that little cat, and she's rather prettier (in an absolute sense) than the Clintonian Chelsea. So I think I'll stick with the true feline.

Now, seriously, Chelsea Clinton is a nice young lady, and I heard this guy being interviewed on CNN. Although the interviewer wasn't taking it seriously, this fellow is in earnest, and I really respect him for that. Bill ought to consider the offer, as it may be the best he'll get. (Okay, that last part wasn't totally serious.)

**Avenger** · 29 Jul 05,, 22:26

Originally Posted by Bluesman

Reminds me of a story:

President Clinton went back to his alma mater, Arkansas University for a commencement address. As a mark of esteem to a 'home town boy that made good', the Alumni Association gave him a beautiful pair of prize-winning razorback hogs, the Arkansas mascot. Clinton was pleased as he could be, and VERY proud of his gift. He even carried them back to DC in the cabin of Air Force One.

Upon arrival at Andrews, he was carring their cage down the AirStair, and stopped to speak to the Air Force Master Sergeant, and showed him his pigs.

"Ever see such a pair of razorbacks, Sergeant?"

"No, Mr. President. They're excellent."

"Got TWO of 'em; one for Hillary, and one for Chelsea."

Without hesitation, the Master Sergeant said, "Good trade, sir!"

Told like a true Republican.