Thread: Should Britain adopt the Euro?

Originally Posted by dave lukins

It's history Freddie not a crashed motorbike history. We could show you some Courts your ancestors might recognise but you'd need to take a fortnight off work

And the rest.

We have Tony Robinson here at the moment doing docos on Oz to take back to Pomgolia. Seems he likes it here. Maybe he'll stay? We'll let him. He understands Australia and Australians. But he's still a Pommy and until he's shown the secret handshake, we'll treat him with the contempt he deserves.

Freddie

Originally Posted by Doktor

You sure the same courts who sent his ancestors to the sharks are still there?

The sharks and snakes are trained to attack the Pommy tourists. Sometimes we get the odd one who eats an Aussie, but he's given a hard time from his mates and told not to do it again.

Freddie

Originally Posted by furkensturker

And the rest.

We have Tony Robinson here at the moment doing docos on Oz to take back to Pomgolia. Seems he likes it here. Maybe he'll stay? We'll let him. He understands Australia and Australians. But he's still a Pommy and until he's shown the secret handshake, we'll treat him with the contempt he deserves.

Freddie

You keep him we'll keep Rolf. Fair exchange is no robbery. The reason he understands Australians is that there are more here than over there. There are red-necked wallabies running wild in the south so they should feel even more at home when I release a few salties into the Thames

Originally Posted by dave lukins

You keep him we'll keep Rolf. Fair exchange is no robbery.

Pfffft , hm ah a hm ah a hm huh huh ah hm , Rolfs ozzy mating song , it don't work quite well here with our girls ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as fancy a shag ,,which phrase i believe you convicts pinched ,,and added the word Shiela at the end , or whatever other names you give to sheep

Originally Posted by tankie

Pfffft , hm ah a hm ah a hm huh huh ah hm , Rolfs ozzy mating song , it don't work quite well here with our girls ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as fancy a shag ,,which phrase i believe you convicts pinched ,,and added the word Shiela at the end , or whatever other names you give to sheep

You're confusing us with the Kiwis. They're the sheep shaggers.

Freddie

Originally Posted by furkensturker

You're confusing us with the Kiwis. They're the sheep shaggers.

Freddie

The Aussies tried it with Crocs and it took them years and a drop in population before they switched to roos.

Originally Posted by YellowFever

Tankie, just move to the states. We have room here for you. It's OK if you talk funny. We can make you better!

He'd want to keep that accent if he's single. Americans women love Australian and British accents.

Originally Posted by Repatriated Canuck

He'd want to keep that accent if he's single. Americans women love Australian and British accents.

Eric; I'll do a recce and let you know if it's true. It might take a couple of years, but I'll get back to you.

Freddie

Oh syooper old chap