That pretty well sums it up, but America needs to do a few things to sharpen its definition as to its positive character...
1.) Quit Reclining with feet up watching the boob-tube
In the UK a boob-tube is a garment for young ladies to wear in summer. Watching boob-tubes never harmed me. However, if you mean American TV content I will wholeheartedly agree with you as it is the worst I've ever seen.
and cut back on the snacks. Note: when a man is asleep, in a hospital bed, or dead, are not his feet up?
Also, a trash can is for putting trash...The boob-tube is full of trash but our heads are for brains not trash.
And those snacks are adding to our waist lines and plugging up our arteries.
Speak for yourself!
2.) Our eagles are only supposed to have bald heads, but with all of the P.C.nessthe eagles wings are being clipped. Have you ever seen an entirely bald eagle? Pathetic indeed
And the gnats are hatching little maggots in the sores of the eagle where its wings were clipped to close.
3.) The people of the world bemoan our presents when we play the 'world cop'.
Utterly false Anyone can send me presents and I promise (cubs honour) that I shall not bemoan the fact