2DREZQ

Sigh...
Not that I'm criticizing, mind you, but every time a good chew toy shows up, the guy in charge of the kennel makes it vanish. I understand, and all that, it's just that almost nobody comes to play in my cage. They won't even let beings like it play over at PDF anymore.

Maybe you could email me a file of Onyxnine's posts to pin up in my trophy room?

__________________
USS North Dakota

TopHatter

Sorry Drez, but we can't allow them too close to your cage. The janitorial staff is complaining about all the blood and frankly you go through your toys too quickly.
You just relax and we'll throw you a raw steak later on.

__________________
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
~John Quincy Adams

2DREZQ

But I was gonna make this one last a long time! I really was! I promise! I just wanted to chew off the squishy bits and watch it bleed until the dirt got all sticky and gooey then I'd roll in i...Uhmmm, yeah, harummph.

Raw steak? It hasn't been dead a real long time, has it?

TopHatter

Let me guess....sometimes Mrs Drez wakes up grumpy. Other times she let's him sleep.

2DREZQ

In actuality, I am likely the most difficult to anger or insult person you will ever meet. The problem, or so I am told, is that I sometimes freak people out by acting a little to calm.

Officer of Engineers

Your chewtoy has snuck back in.

The user MIE5454

__________________
Chimo

TopHatter

Actually probably not the same person (believe it or not).

But Herr MIE5454 still a "person of interest".

Officer of Engineers

He posted the same crap in my Corner twice and once in the Land Force section. Same MO.

Confed999

Got 'em, nice job OoE...

__________________
No man is free until all men are free - John Hossack
I agree completely with this Administration’s goal of a regime change in Iraq-John Kerry
even if that enforcement is mostly at the hands of the United States, a right we retain even if the Security Council fails to act-John Kerry
He may even miscalculate and slide these weapons off to terrorist groups to invite them to be a surrogate to use them against the United States. It’s the miscalculation that poses the greatest threat-John Kerry

TopHatter

Itchy trigger finger there Confed?

Confed999

Nope, 110% sure. OoE knows his flooders...

TopHatter

Yep...my "CSI" skills failed me.

Also I failed to do a thorough enough check of the available evidence.

platinum786

chew toys....lol we where biting each others heads off in the asain forums just like 3-4 days ago...you should have visisted...

TopHatter

A "chewtoy" generally refers to a brand new member that arrives on the board and immediately begins flooding the forums with nonsensical, or propagandistic, or rambling (or all 3 combined) subjects.

They typically brag about their supposed "knowledge" or "experience" and are notorious for not bothering to read the Forum Rules...then whining about being banned for no reason at all, crying crocodile tears and screaming "DICTATORSHIP!!" when they are finally banned.

While they can be a yummy treat and wonderfully nutritious for some of our more aged members, they typically do not have much durability and are therefore are not long-lived.

Not unlike the eponymous canine accessory available at fine pet stores everywhere.

platinum786

yeah, we got that aloKindia2010101.....there was some other ones as well...