Officer of Engineers

Heavy casualties and alot of collateral damage. Blood was everywhere (all right, leaky melted meats) and chunks of flesh was hanging from the door. It was a biological-chemical war. The thing delievered via air biological gas. I countered with liquid chemcials (soap and water). The thing was winning until I pulled out all the stops and delivered a WMD (a jug of bleach).

It was a pyhric victory though. I destroyed the fridge but it ended up smelling like chlorine that everything that went in got that smell.

Luckily, I'm also an expert at armoured warfare (the beer was bottled).

And after three beers, I couldn't even smell the chlorine anymore.

Oh, my wife's christmas gift, a diamond studded white gold choker (yeah, I know). I just drowned it in my wife's perfume.

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Chimo

Parihaka

LOL, to the victor the spoils, good to see that training came in useful