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    Taliban threaten xmas mayhem

    What freakin morons , hopefully just rhetoric







    THE Taliban is planning a campaign of Christmas carnage in British cities, a warlord warned yesterday.
    Commander Javed Karmazkhel Wazir — of Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan — claimed 200 suicide bombers and assassins are ready to launch attacks.

    He said: "We have prepared squads of holy warriors who will target people and government facilities in London and other big cities of the UK."

    And he said their recruits looked "liberal", adding: "You will not see bearded men or veiled women doing this."

    The TTP are furious at US President Barack Obama's recent success in overseeing the death of Osama Bin Laden. And the TTP now has a hitlist of its own — believed to include Obama himself.

    The TTP claimed responsibility for a 2009 suicide attack on the CIA and the attempted Times Square bombing in 2010.






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    Let's hope the threats are just that, threats. I am off to London over the holiday period, (as well as next thurs fri sat and sun), so that's something to think about.. but I won't let it spoil the visit.

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    It sounds like this "commander Javed Karmazkhel Wazir — of Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan" is going to be on a list too - and may just get some himself - before Christmas. Perhaps he can help feed the fish along with Ducky man and Bin Lead shoes. Hmm - Attacking the CIA, is there much of a future in doing that?
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    I say we retaliate with a Ramadan Rampage.. Everyone be sure and eat during daylight hours, drink to excess constantly, and dance and sing (especially during daylight). That'll show 'em!

    Oh, wait...they're wanting to use attacks. Ok, so we continue as normal and blast 'em into oblivion regardless of what holiday it might be in their religion.
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    Time to trade in the mistletoe for a tow missile and get this party started!!
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    Something tells me that Javed Karmazkhel Wazir is going to get an early Christmas gift from Santa Predator.
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    I say we get tankie to ride around during Christmas and breathe on the terrorists so they melt away to nothingness.

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    Let's not discount the fact that this may just be random garbage to let the world know that even without OBL, the Taliban lives on
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowFever View Post
    I say we get tankie to ride around during Christmas and breathe on the terrorists so they melt away to nothingness.
    Geneva Convention forbids unusual punishment. No terrorist deserves Tankies breath. We all think OBL was shot dead...wrong

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    Better yet, catch them before they do and fly planes over Pakistans Taliban stongholds with them strapped to a bomb (since thats the method they prefer) and return them home to their host country and communities.
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    I was in London for the last one. Not a very nice day......

    The English are an odd bunch, bombs still going off and they kept asking for the channel to be changed from the events a km away so they could watch the cricket.

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    Doesn't suprise me... they held of the Germans pretty much on their own for a good part of the war, survived the Blitz, the Battle of Britain, the loss of a good part of their heavy forces at Dunkirk... You think Ahmed the towlie-ban is going to get them to miss the cricket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave lukins View Post
    Geneva Convention forbids unusual punishment. No terrorist deserves Tankies breath. We all think OBL was shot dead...wrong
    The hell with the G.C. !!

    It's time to unleash the ultimate weapon.

    Just give him all the beer he can carry on his trike and a book of matches and stand back and watch him burn them all down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chakos View Post
    Doesn't suprise me... they held of the Germans pretty much on their own for a good part of the war, survived the Blitz, the Battle of Britain,
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    Quote Originally Posted by BB61Vet View Post
    I say we retaliate with a Ramadan Rampage.. Everyone be sure and eat during daylight hours, drink to excess constantly, and dance and sing (especially during daylight). That'll show 'em!
    I thought that's what we do normally...

    Quote Originally Posted by BB61Vet View Post
    Oh, wait...they're wanting to use attacks. Ok, so we continue as normal and blast 'em into oblivion regardless of what holiday it might be in their religion.
    Same as above...
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