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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    You waited until 10 years?

    Better man then me Tankie!)
    but but but , im an Englishman Sir , and have never frequented the portals of where the sunshine comes in stripes , cept in Ossnabruck where i got 14 days for er , high spirits , as the officers called it , me , i would say pissed and disorderly






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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    but but but , im an Englishman Sir , and have never frequented the portals of where the sunshine comes in stripes , cept in Ossnabruck where i got 14 days for er , high spirits , as the officers called it , me , i would say pissed and disorderly
    Would it surprise you that at one time during his military service my pop became a "PAL" (Prisoner At Large) for punching out a higher ranking officer. Note I did not say "superior". )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    Would it surprise you that at one time during his military service my pop became a "PAL" (Prisoner At Large) for punching out a higher ranking officer. Note I did not say "superior". )
    Nope not in the slightest , i have performed that task myself ,on deserving life threatening idiots



    no witnesses , no names no pack drill.






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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    Nope not in the slightest , i have performed that task myself ,on deserving life threatening idiots



    no witnesses , no names no pack drill.
    I believe I've met a few of those.....the ones you call "Sir" but spell it "Cur".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamus View Post
    I believe I've met a few of those.....the ones you call "Sir" but spell it "Cur".
    Spot on ol froot , however , remove the r and insert nt






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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    Spot on ol froot , however , remove the r and insert nt
    Errrr....I believe the polite squaddie term is "cnut"???
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    Yeth thasth coorrecct






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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    Yeth thasth coorrecct
    Nice to know I've picked up some useful new vocabulary from you,Dave and the boys over at ARRSE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamus View Post
    Nice to know I've picked up some useful new vocabulary from you,Dave and the boys over at ARRSE
    Mothst velcome






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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamus View Post
    Errrr....I believe the polite squaddie term is "cnut"???
    Or in sailor terms CWAB= C+ With A Beard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    Or in sailor terms CWAB= C+ With A Beard!
    "Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories." Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    Mothst velcome
    And here my mother told me I'd never learn to speak proper English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamus View Post
    And here my mother told me I'd never learn to speak proper English.
    Good thing you weren't born in England then huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamus View Post
    And here my mother told me I'd never learn to speak proper English.
    Haa but ya can now huh , ya can spoke proper england like wot a children used to could






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    Quote Originally Posted by tankie View Post
    Haa but ya can now huh , ya can spoke proper england like wot a children used to could
    I speaks the Queen's English right proper now I does.....wotcher say mate?
    "Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories." Thomas Jefferson

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