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Tankie,
You have been had! ![]() You modern McAuslan!
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Friends Romans and countrymen. The lord said let there be light , and it was made so , he also said , GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY ![]()
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TANKIE , WITHOUT WAX Last edited by tankie : 02-02-2007 at 06:17 AM. |
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My brother who spent 12 years in the military had a long chat with me 1 week before my departure to do my national service ,he said to me you have to go into the military with a sense of humour and the right attitude,which i did.Needless to say i soon became very fit because of my wisecracks and big mouth,however i always managed to draw a smike on my RSM,s face whenever he saw me ,hence my nickname.While doing our border duty in Nambibia and Angola our section was volunteered to help out another unit on Coin OPs ,which actually was baby sitting a bunch of regular officers who where in Namibia for the first time and where trying to enhance their career,s which i have nothing against as long it,s not at my expense
Anyway after one week of patrols we dirty ,tired and all i wanted to do was sink an ice cold beer and sleep,but noooooooo our over zealous captain decidedto have a drilling session ,left turn right turn about turn forward march. Their RSM who was watching this whole affair said something to this captain who gave us the halt, upon that my friend muttered TO BE OR NOT TO BE, the captain screaming WHO SAID THAT ,and i could,nt resist myself which i replied I BELIEVE IT WAS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SIR, well after that comment i was dropped off 25kilometers from the camp 3000 rounds of ammo my LMG and my battle jacket and helmut and had to walk back to this camp with the captain driving behind me on his little jeep.Anyway when i9 got back to camp at about 10,00oclock that night there was a case of beers on the bed i was sleeping on for that week.With a note saying that i had made their day,To this day i swear it was that RSM cos i still see the tears running down his face after i said what i had said.Moral of the story do not chirp an officer most do not have any sense of humour and if you do think of the consequences![]() |
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Soutie,
That's where you are wrong. ' If officers did not have a sense of humour, they would have gone nuts with chaps like you know who. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Further, if you had told me that, of course with an innocent face and not a smirk, I would have laughed the loudest since it was a super repartee. That way, you would not have had the last laugh as also it would have eased the situation. I would have also ordered a tot of rum for you and paid for the same! That is what is known as man management! ![]() You are the man and I do the managing. ![]() T-igger, I am not being hoity toity, lest you go ballistic! |
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I am sure your not Ray,.... sarcastic,.... ironic..... maybe, "hoity toity".....never
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Depends on the officer.
I was not typical of what was at the time the stereotype SADF Officer. Too much of a street-fighter and too little of the gentleman. Also I had studied what I could of French Indo-China and later Vietnam before my service started. Troops were taught to do the job. Mine was to teach them and ensure that most, if not all, came back home. When we worked, we worked, when we played .......! As they said, "Hoe groter die Bokkop .... :-) " |
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