Thread: Turkey threatens Greece with war

Most of you are ignorant and confused including my greek brothers.
Scenarios are 100% accurate and trust me on this one i know.

Scenario of war,

While on the guard tower Giorgios has just been relieved by Makis for the 'german' hour from 2-4 am. As giorgos goes back to the barracks to sleep, he just received a call from the communications room to wake everyone up for an "excercise"
Slowly he goes in his socks since it is winter time to the men and wakes them up slowly..

Meanwhile on the turkish side
Ali, has just got off the 10 meter guard tower and has got a pack of marlboro's from his greek counterpart on the border which he just traded for a porno scene from the cellphones.
Needless to say as Ali is going back to his barracks, Mehmet is on guard as was Makis on the greek side.

now im being serious here.
At 0632 when the units are dressed and ready and shaved,*both sides* receive an announcement that there will be some excercised going on today.
Naturally both sides are conscripted soldiers they all groan and moan and ALL of them say "why cant the stupid special forces deal with it"
as they drag both their lazy asses to eat. each force finished their breakfast of tea, cookies and bread.

Greeks report for morning duties
Turks report for morning duties

GREEKS: 1st BARRACKS TEAM LEADERS READY!! SECOND SQUAD
TURKS: 1st BARRACKS TEAM LEADERS READY!! SECOND SQUAD

Maki,aris, giorgios, panagiotis
mehmet, ali, shimal,hussam,

ALL ARE BEING SENT TO THE FOOD PREPERATIONS
meanwhile back at general staff of turkish and greek headquarters
war has been declared
as the day progresses, the soldiers can see officers running around like chickens whit their heads cut off and saying "stupid war mongers as usual"

finally at 1046 the greek soldier has time for his frappe in the middle of winter, as he opens up his marlboro and sits down with his frappe sugar and milk
in turkey....
Mehmet at the same time just finished his morning routine and is drinking turkish coffee with sugar and just opened up a pack of marlboro's

please continue to follow me
as each one lights up their cigarette and switch on the television in their respective "soldiers leasure rooms" and put their feet on the pingpong table, shout at the younger conscripts to clean up the floor. they notice that greek friggates and turkish gunships are surrounding each other.
Each one then quicly changes the chanell and roles over and sleeps

in the end
.....

ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME FIGHTING SPIRIT! ITS NOT EASY TO TAKE OVER ANOTHER COUNTRY
VIETNAM AND IRAQ NOW ARE GOOD EXAMPLES
the resistance faced by a small ragtag army of geurillas is making a super power run for its money..

now greece isnt a superpower..but turkey does definately have a more powerfull army
this doesnt mean that either one will walk through the other.
in the end war is stupid, each country should look at the real enemies,,,their own politicians who line their pockets on working men and women..and NO im not a communist
Peace brothers
I met amazing and funny guys on the border with turkey, as they did with me..of course we both have seperate culture and history. but as soldiers and young men, belive me the last thing you want is war.

peace.!