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    That friggin' butter cookie MRE is just so dam' expensive...

    ...but if we don't buy all we can, there may be a 'Baked Goods Gap' that a potential enemy could exploit.

    Suppose the PRC overwhelms us with their 'Fortune Cookie Wave' attacks in a potential conflict.

    We better get as many butter cookies in our startegic reserve as we can.
    "The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it, and if one finds the prospect of a long war intolerable, it is natural to disbelieve in the possibility of victory."
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    Do these butter cookies go well with tea?

    Cheers!...on the rocks!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemontree
    Do these butter cookies go well with tea?
    Or coffee, that's their beauty

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    And even some spirits. A butter cookie with a nice apertif...and you're in tall cotton, bubba.
    "The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it, and if one finds the prospect of a long war intolerable, it is natural to disbelieve in the possibility of victory."
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    Oh My!!!!! Blasphemers! Untrue-believers! That's It! I'm Splitting Into My Own Sect!!!!! Butter Cookies Goes With Chocolate Milk Only!!!! Nothing Else!!!!
    Chimo

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    We will cut your throat...

    Now we are here to deal with you. You are not a true butter cookie eater. You must accept the butter cookie, leave or die. Canadians are not true followers of the butter cookie and we must now kill Canadians. Wherever you go we will catch you. If you go up we will pull you down by the feet. If you hide bellow we will pull you up by the hair.
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    There is only one formula of butter cookie happiness, and Troung(PBUH) is it's prophet!

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    There will be a ban on the cracker jack and taffy because they might be consumed by a believer... and thus force us to behead the aposlate... Cheetos are permissible in stores because it is consumed only by kaffirs and not true believers...
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    There's Only One Prophet and Bluesman (Butter Cookies be Fed Him) is his Name!
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    There's Only One Prophet and Bluesman (Butter Cookies be Fed Him) is his Name!
    Deciever!!!!!!!!!!

    Witch!!!!!!!!!!

    Kufr al-tawheed!!!!!!!!

    There is only one prophet (PBUM)! There is only one way to eat butter cookies! No other ways are to be accepted!!! We will not have any Munāfiq!!!

    I will turn the USA into a butter cookie republic following the laws of the cookie. We will take society back to the days of the butter cookie. To a better time.

    Only people who submit to the butter cookie can be allowed to leave free. People of the cookie (Kufrs) will be allowed to live but will be taxed in cookies for tour grace in letting them live here. People not of the cookie will be expelled or become slaves in the factories.

    Cracker jack and taffy eaters will be doused in cold water in winter and beaten until they stop their evil ways. When beaten in cold water they will forget all about cracker jacks and taffy.

    Only I have the vision...

    Only I have the justice...

    The cookies talk only to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by troung
    Cracker jack and taffy eaters will be doused in cold water in winter and beaten until they stop their evil ways. When beaten in cold water they will forget all about cracker jacks and taffy.
    HAH!!!! You think you're going to scare me! I live in Canada!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by troung
    The cookies talk only to me...
    Well, they've been calling their High Priestess (#1 Daughter) lately!
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    Well, they've been calling their High Priestess (#1 Daughter) lately!
    False idols...

    AH!!!! You think you're going to scare me! I live in Canada!!!!!
    Hot water then... fukk it forget the water... wooden boards with rusty nails...

    Canadians are the enemy of true believers... It is no crime to kill a Canadian... Canadians try to poison us... one should not befriend a Canadian... if one touches a Canadian they should clean themself before eating a butter cookie...
    To sit down with these men and deal with them as the representatives of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride ones own dignity and to invite the disaster of their treachery - General Matthew Ridgway

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    Quote Originally Posted by troung
    False idols...
    Well, tell them to stop calling her and waking me to feed her.

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    Hot water then... fukk it forget the water... wooden boards with rusty nails...
    Again, Canadian here! HOCKEY STICKS and ICE SKATES not to mention some big mean dogs and a sled to get me there.

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    Canadians try to poison us...
    Not our fault you can't handle Canadian beer.

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    one should not befriend a Canadian... if one touches a Canadian they should clean themself before eating a butter cookie...
    I don't care! You're still keeping Celine Dion. That was a fair trade!
    Chimo

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    Well, tell them to stop calling her and waking me to feed her.
    Good she will be a Mu'min then... she has submitted to the cookie...

    I don't care! You're still keeping Celine Dion. That was a fair trade!
    Like hell it was... plus we have gotten others... that is the rallying cry for us to go north... and punish and revenge that unbutter cookieish trade...

    Again, Canadian here! HOCKEY STICKS and ICE SKATES not to mention some big mean dogs and a sled to get me there.
    BUTTER COOKIES.. all I need is my faith... butter cookies will provide and protect their followers...
    To sit down with these men and deal with them as the representatives of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride ones own dignity and to invite the disaster of their treachery - General Matthew Ridgway

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    Quote Originally Posted by troung
    Good she will be a Mu'min then... she has submitted to the cookie...
    And they're telling her to have chocolate milk.

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    Like hell it was... plus we have gotten others... that is the rallying cry for us to go north... and punish and revenge that unbutter cookieish trade...
    Now, wait a darn minute. She was a package deal. You got Wayne Gretzky, Patrick Roy, Lemieux, hell, the Quebec Nordiques, the Montreal Expos, and we took in CATS, THE PHATOM OF THE OPERA, hell, even the LORD OF THE RINGS, the Musical. It was more than a fair trade.

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    BUTTER COOKIES.. all I need is my faith... butter cookies will provide and protect their followers...
    Yes, and Bluesman (Butter Cookies Be Fed Him) is the Prophet!
    Chimo

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