troung

Go back to Canadistan !!!!!

Canada has a five thousand man military (including a two ship navy and a few helicopters), so what it would take two-three BCTs to overwhelm them? And the entire population is within shelling range from our side of the border. The boys will be back home by X-mas.

We will settle our Canadian prisoners in the south and use them as slave labor to build walls to keep the Mexicans out.

Water and a wall - two birds with one stone.

England is irrelevant - it is 2008 not 1808. Haven't been a military power since what 1914 and even then with India/Australia/New Zealand/Kenya. We saved them in WW-2 for a reason. So they could show up to "rescue" Canada, wouldn't make a damn difference. We'll bring in Argentina to deal with them and free Scotland.

Hockey and cricket will be banned after we burn down Toronto.

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LetsTalk

That is just to much to ask for

Shamus

Uh,Troung?Lansing is the capital of Michigan,not Detroit .The latest unemployment figures for March stand at 7.1%,horrific I'll admit but Economic history usually has Michigan taking the dive into recession before the rest of the U.S. but we are also usually one of the first states out as well.As for the water situation,we in the Great Lakes states are just as pissed as Canada at the attempt to sell off our watersheds so that people in Las Vegas and Phoenix can have green lawns.....you moved to a desert...live with it or move here .

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Shamus

And I like hockey .

troung

Huh? Never heard of it, sounds like something you name your son when you are sure he will grow up to be gay.

We should either take total control of the Minor Lakes or cut our losses and ditch New Mexico and Arizona.

And you probably live in Lancing and watch cricket on the weekends.

Officer of Engineers

I don't mind you banning cricket but banning hockey is a declaration of war. Highlanders! Bagpipes front and center!!!!

Well, why don't you say so? Geeze, want some spare gasoline and a match?

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Shamus

Of course you could bring up the riot at Cedarfest over the weekend,52 arrests .Never did understand that game .

troung

I would assume cricket or some gay issue related.

Hockey is boring and should have stayed on strike - forever.

Grab the highlanders and their bag pipes we have - hillbillies and jugs.

As much as burning down something Canada related is a good thing, it would be bad to do anything to aid Canada - even if it would be burning down the capital of that cold, cruel nation.

Hopefully during the coming conflict we lose California as well...

Canmoore

Boring?? as compared to what? Football? Baseball!! pfft

BOOOOORING

Perhaps the blazing speed of hockey confuses your feeble mind

Keep it.. we have our own province festering with hippies...its called B.C.!

troung

Maybe the Canadianiness of it makes me throw up in disgust.

Birth Control? Figures.

glyn

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England is irrelevant - it is 2008 not 1808. Haven't been a military power since what 1914


What on earth are you talking about? England ceased being a military power in 1707 when the Act of Union came into force. After that date there have only been British forces. We have British passports, not English ones. We use British currency, not English. Do try to grasp the basics of history (and geography) before you start beating your gums in such an ignorant fashion.

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Officer of Engineers

Glyn,

Why are you taking a thread about bagpipes and hillbillies and Celine Dion seriously?

glyn

dave lukins

It take a lot to get BRITISH backs up when you say things like it sure does...about a nanosecond. Glyn must have spilt his Earl Grey, and that just will not do.

Tarek Morgen

Uhm he is British, if they don't have something to mock about, it's a day wasted.

And to Canada...I can't understand why someone would not want them as their neighbour. Tell you what, how about we make a deal. We get Canada, and we send you Poland, the Netherlands and Austria (I wanted to include France in the deal frist, but who would agree to that, and it would be kinda anoying if we would have to cross the atlantic everytime we want to invade them.). If thats not got enough I could offer you Sachsen (saxony) too, we don't understand what they say anyway, but it sounds funny.

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