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TX fan almost castrated by OU fan
My ex husband is from, and now lives again, near OKC. He and his family are huge Sooner fans. So much so, that when he and I had gotten our Doberman, he agreed to a female (he wanted a male) as long as he could name her. My sweet little red and tan Doberman puppy with the cute floppy little uncropped Labrador looking ears was named Sooner.
One day I called into work and as a surprise for my ex created the Sooner room in the den...I put up an Oklahoma Sooner wallpaper border along the top of the walls and painted from the chair rail down crimson red...the top was creme, of course. With the addition of OU pillows on the futon, an OU area rug and some framed magazines (TIME I think....OU won some big football game and was on some magazines) it was complete and became a shrine. I think my ex owned more than 200 OU Sooner T-Shirts and hats...and that is low-balling. His and his familys obsession with this college football team went so far as when I was pregnant....I was sick and was in the hospital a few times. Once it happened to be in November....when OU was scheduled to play the U of OK. My ex-husband left his pregnant wife (me) in the hospital while he drove to OK so he did not miss that game. I accepted early on that I came second to his Sooners, and he accepted that he came second to my Sooner (I had difficulties getting and then staying pregnant, so my Doberman was my child until our daughter came along). Reading this story below, many people who dont know the faithfulness or loyalty that some fans place to their "team" would think the guy in the article was crazy. Not me....I had to look to make sure that my ex husband and none of his family were listed as the assaulting parties. I say what I said many times (and which probably started the downward spiral of our marriage)...."It's football people, just football. Get over it." Quote:
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I say what I said many times (and which probably started the downward spiral of our marriage)...."It's football people, just football. Get over it." And I've always said...It's just the Red Sox! Let's see we've got NESN, ESPN, NFL, and any other sports channel you can think of! So totally over it!!!!!
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Southie is right....never once have I attempted to rip a guys didleywinks off because he criticized my shoes.
I may have thought about doing it, but I have never actually done it. ![]() |
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glyn,
that ain't so bad, if you're a viking that is. ![]()
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...but if anyone knows of any long haired stud that are into that kind of thing, I could be willing to pull him around by his hair. ![]() |
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I've never had a reason to intentionally injure a man and his precious jewels, but I would definitley make sure to take aim should I ever be in a position to do so!! |
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This is pathetic ... I will never understand the obsession this nation has with sports; particularly football and baseball. Its ok to sit down and watch the game with a beer but to some people these games are their whole lives and everything revolves around what time/day the games are and what not. Its just disturbing to me.
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I pray that you ladies are not serious...even if you are, my wife is not so passionate about her shoes. I 'cleaned up' the wardrobe last weekend, I discarded 2-3 pairs of shoes after finding the new shoe stand I bought her can hold only 20 pairs... Should I rush to the shoe store and buy identical ones? or diamond ring is suitable substitute? |
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We're gathered here to mourn the passing of a great WABer ... oh hell, he was stupid enough to throw away his wife's shoes. They have taught enough to create the best drugs on the planet but home survival skills were sorely lacking.
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