death of a mouse

**JAD_333** · 01 May 12,, 05:34

Originally Posted by bonehead

Well, I signed the mouse's donor card so to speak. Some tech weenie friend of mine is going to do something with the blue laser it had.

I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."

**bigross86** · 01 May 12,, 11:33

Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer

**bonehead** · 02 May 12,, 00:19

Originally Posted by JAD_333

I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."

Hey, I donated a "LASER" not semen.

**bonehead** · 02 May 12,, 00:25

Originally Posted by bigross86

Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer

I do recall the word "phaser" and "star trek" in the conversation. I guess I might have to alter an extension cord to make one of those ferengi whip things for self defense. As a saving grace at least I didn't die with a mouse up my ass.

**FJV** · 10 May 12,, 19:23

Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.

I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.

**USSWisconsin** · 10 May 12,, 20:23

Oof dah

**bonehead** · 11 May 12,, 05:45

Originally Posted by FJV

Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.

I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.

I saw the green chick Kirk had when I was young and impressionable. Back in the days when TV's were huge and bulky and mice were little hairy rodents. I may have learned to read via a stack of playboys I found in the basement but it was Star Trek that gave me imagination. I so wanted to use that Vulcan nerve pinch on prom night. Would have saved me a bundle.

**Minskaya** · 24 Aug 12,, 11:12

I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. But my setup is a large touch-screen computer. It's like having a giant iPad. Using the virtual keyboard and a stylus, I rarely even use the keyboard/mouse anymore.

**bigross86** · 24 Aug 12,, 13:56

I've got a 15.6" laptop that is for school and travel, and a souped-up 17.4" laptop connected to an extra external screen as a home computer. That extra external screen at the moment happens to be a 32" LG LCD television. Makes it more fun to watch movies, don'tchaknow