Some might sound offensive, but they have humour in them nevertheless.
1. Osama bin Laden calls Bush:
Osama: George, I have news for you, good and bad, where should I start?
Bush: Ermm... The good news Osama.
Osama: I surrender!
Bush: And the bad news?
Osama: I'm already catching a flight to hand myself over!
2. Osama bin Laden calls Bush:
Osama: George I had a dream tonight, New York City, everything is burning, dead Americans are everywhere! An airplane is sticking out of every skyscraper... isn't that great dream?
Bush: Well, Osama, I also had a dream tonight. Kabul, Afghanistan, there are flowers everywhere, mercedesses driving around on every road, women going to school, skyscrapers being built all over and there are posters of Osama bin Laden on every street corner! Isn't that great?
Osama: Yeah, and does it say "Osama bin Laden the saviour" on every one of those posters?
Bush: No, something in Hebrew.
3. Coalition Commander in Chief General Tommy Franks yesterday told CNN that the coalition forces have made "immense progress": 90% of them can now locate Iraq on the world map; 60% learnt not to piss against a sandstorm; 70% have found out that the British are their allies; 30% have found out about a culture which is older than the American one and 95% said that they should have been firemen.
4. Saddam Hussein asked his personal witchdoctor: "When will I die?!"
Witchdoctor: You will die when there is going to be a national holiday in the US.
Saddam: When is that going to be?
Witchdoctor: When you die!
5. In a newspaper:
Will sell a damaged Humvee, has two wheels and 2 doors. No radio, no engine, no radio, no alarm.
Call from 8pm to 12pm EST, do not bother between attacks.
Saddam Hussein
6. Advertisement in a newspaper:
Fly AirOsama - "only we can get you straight to your office!"
PS: go to google, and enter "weapons of mass destruction" then click on "I'm feeling lucky" tab.
1. Osama bin Laden calls Bush:
Osama: George, I have news for you, good and bad, where should I start?
Bush: Ermm... The good news Osama.
Osama: I surrender!
Bush: And the bad news?
Osama: I'm already catching a flight to hand myself over!
2. Osama bin Laden calls Bush:
Osama: George I had a dream tonight, New York City, everything is burning, dead Americans are everywhere! An airplane is sticking out of every skyscraper... isn't that great dream?
Bush: Well, Osama, I also had a dream tonight. Kabul, Afghanistan, there are flowers everywhere, mercedesses driving around on every road, women going to school, skyscrapers being built all over and there are posters of Osama bin Laden on every street corner! Isn't that great?
Osama: Yeah, and does it say "Osama bin Laden the saviour" on every one of those posters?
Bush: No, something in Hebrew.
3. Coalition Commander in Chief General Tommy Franks yesterday told CNN that the coalition forces have made "immense progress": 90% of them can now locate Iraq on the world map; 60% learnt not to piss against a sandstorm; 70% have found out that the British are their allies; 30% have found out about a culture which is older than the American one and 95% said that they should have been firemen.
4. Saddam Hussein asked his personal witchdoctor: "When will I die?!"
Witchdoctor: You will die when there is going to be a national holiday in the US.
Saddam: When is that going to be?
Witchdoctor: When you die!
5. In a newspaper:
Will sell a damaged Humvee, has two wheels and 2 doors. No radio, no engine, no radio, no alarm.
Call from 8pm to 12pm EST, do not bother between attacks.
Saddam Hussein
6. Advertisement in a newspaper:
Fly AirOsama - "only we can get you straight to your office!"
PS: go to google, and enter "weapons of mass destruction" then click on "I'm feeling lucky" tab.
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