The bullet-proof butter cookie: impossible?

[Bluesman]

You can't tell me that with all the big brains in this country, we can't make a butter cookie that is impervious to small-arms fire.

[sniperdude411]

Dude, butter cookies are awesome.
One variant of them which are especially good are Springerlies. The dough is very thick, and holds its shape while baking, allowing the baker to use special molds to impress intricate designs.

But your post doesn't make sense at all to me.

[Parihaka]

You can't tell me that with all the big brains in this country, we can't make a butter cookie that is impervious to small-arms fire.

God forbid she should ever read this but my wife has already cracked this, not only are they bulletproof but you could use them as anti tank missiles

[magic-spaceship]

My step mom did a number on her biscuts around the time of the gulf war. I suggested we send them over to be used to fill in the Iraqi anti tank ditches. Im sure those biscuts would stop DU rounds as well as support 70+ton tanks.

[Terran empire]

on the opposite Side of this "Granny Empire" rest her soul used to make anti-personal Apple crisp stuff was like napalm.

[sniperdude411]

Lol, we need more of these HIlarious, useless posts.

[sparten]

You can't tell me that with all the big brains in this country, we can't make a butter cookie that is impervious to small-arms fire.

Simple, ask my sister to bake them.

[sniperdude411]

We should create an edible butter cookie resistant to Thermite.

[Julie]

Lace them with poison and place them out like land mines. They will drop like flies, and no shooting necessary. ;)

[sniperdude411]

Ah crap. I'm out of ideas now.
Oh, this has all gone to Hell now.

[Parihaka]

God forbid she should ever read this but my wife has already cracked this, not only are they bulletproof but you could use them as anti tank missiles

This deserves to be said again and ****ins added in

[Bluesman]

Submit a proposal to the MoD and get yersel' some o' that sweet Reasearch and Development munny.

War profiteering ain't so bad...now that I'm in the bidniss!

[Skullstorm17]

You'd have to have pretty bad tastes, to bring your fire to bear on a little harmless butter-cookie.

[entropy]

You'd have to have pretty bad tastes, to bring your fire to bear on a little harmless butter-cookie.

Please look at the age of a thread before posting. In case it's something relevant, you can resurrect it, as happened with the Bomb Mecca thread, which now grows and thrives, but when it's the case of threads like this, especially with inside jokes, please don't bother resurrecting them.

[Julie]

Please look at the age of a thread before posting. In case it's something relevant, you can resurrect it, as happened with the Bomb Mecca thread, which now grows and thrives, but when it's the case of threads like this, especially with inside jokes, please don't bother resurrecting them.

On the contrary, I believe you need to do your history regarding the reknown butter cookie here at WAB.

The butter cookie will never, I repeat, never become passe' here at WAB.

Secondly, inside joke threads are what has made our Pub forum so popular.