A tried and tested british recipe...
[1]Take 2 muslims, one male, one female, both with little knowledge of religion of western culture, probably here as migrant workers, make them have a kid.
[2]Raise this child, try to teach them what you can, send them out to play like you used to in the fields every day, send them out onto the concrete fields. Teach the child it is muslim, teach them the differences between muslim and western society and cultures (don't teach them the similarities, they'll pick that up themselves right...).
[3]Regularly watch the news and indulge in the Pakistani national hobby of *****ing about the world, don't bother discussing with your child, they'll learn about it when they grow up.
[4]Send the child to a madrasssa to make sure they learn about religion and the quran, or simply how to recite it, afterall when they grow up they'll figure out what i means......right?
[5]So your childs growing up, they spend mORE time OUTSide and less time in the house, don't utilze the time you have, instead make sure they are not pulling girls or smoking cigarettes, don't let them get into any of the bad habits you had as a child.....reminisce about the old times and smile to yourself....
[6] Big things are happening around the world, your sons now a young man, this young generation don't understand you, or your culture, why waste the effort trying to tell them, foll yourself by giving yourself the example of other peoples disobedient and "bad" children. Well at least he has "good friends", very nice guys, with beards, religious.
[7] Shock horror!! those nice guys are wahhabi's, members of Hizb u taheer, your terrible son has rejected the true form of islam and gone over to wahhabism, oh well at least he's not a drug dealer.......right?
[8] So he's flown the nest, visits once in a while, is going to Pakistan....to learn further about religion....idiot should be making money at his age, not learning about religion.....oh well he's not selling drugs and married without your consent.....so that's a plus point right.....?
[9]He blows himself up.....your poor baby.
[1]Take 2 muslims, one male, one female, both with little knowledge of religion of western culture, probably here as migrant workers, make them have a kid.
[2]Raise this child, try to teach them what you can, send them out to play like you used to in the fields every day, send them out onto the concrete fields. Teach the child it is muslim, teach them the differences between muslim and western society and cultures (don't teach them the similarities, they'll pick that up themselves right...).
[3]Regularly watch the news and indulge in the Pakistani national hobby of *****ing about the world, don't bother discussing with your child, they'll learn about it when they grow up.
[4]Send the child to a madrasssa to make sure they learn about religion and the quran, or simply how to recite it, afterall when they grow up they'll figure out what i means......right?
[5]So your childs growing up, they spend mORE time OUTSide and less time in the house, don't utilze the time you have, instead make sure they are not pulling girls or smoking cigarettes, don't let them get into any of the bad habits you had as a child.....reminisce about the old times and smile to yourself....
[6] Big things are happening around the world, your sons now a young man, this young generation don't understand you, or your culture, why waste the effort trying to tell them, foll yourself by giving yourself the example of other peoples disobedient and "bad" children. Well at least he has "good friends", very nice guys, with beards, religious.
[7] Shock horror!! those nice guys are wahhabi's, members of Hizb u taheer, your terrible son has rejected the true form of islam and gone over to wahhabism, oh well at least he's not a drug dealer.......right?
[8] So he's flown the nest, visits once in a while, is going to Pakistan....to learn further about religion....idiot should be making money at his age, not learning about religion.....oh well he's not selling drugs and married without your consent.....so that's a plus point right.....?
[9]He blows himself up.....your poor baby.
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