For those who have never heard of Chemtrails, get ready... there are thousands if not millions of people around the world who believe that regular jet contrails are not what they appear. Rather than being innocent ice crystals and water vapor, those white lines in the sky are either...
A) Weather control chemicals
B) Mind-control or population control chemicals; or
C) both of the above.
Don't laugh. What started out as a loony ultra-fringe conspiracy theory now has die-hard acolytes who believe it is very, very real. Google "chemtrails" for an eyeful.
YouTube is full of supposed chemtrail proof. One day, being bored, I decided to comment on one of them:
I decided I wanted to tweak some sensibilities. Normally I do not troll. In fact, this is the first time I have ever done so. It has worked out beyond my expectations. Like all good trollings, I have mixed mostly truth with some outlandish lies. What I posted over a week ago under this video:
I am an airline pilot. I have been briefed on the Chemtrails Project, coded as "Arcturus." I have witnessed the tanks being filled in the mornings. I have turned on the pump that injects the chemicals into the fuel manifold. The high heat of combustion oxidizes the base chemicals into the active form, generally oxides of exotic transition elements.
I will probably be killed for coming out like this, but I can no longer stand by...
I then waited for the inevitable replies. Got some thumbs-up on my comment right away. Then, here come the replies...
Ohhhh yeah. A guy I can mess with...
I fly the 737-800. Let's go, buddy. Talk some cockpit ops with me. Want to discuss Oceanic ops? PANS-OPS? TERPS? Let's talk RNAV procedures. SIDS and STARS. ILS Minima, CAT I, II, and III. RVSM Operations. Dispatch duties. Reserve fuel, alternate requirements.
Go for it. Please.
One guy in particular starts in on me and goes absolutely nuts. I can tell I have crawled into his skin a bit.
More to follow...
A) Weather control chemicals
B) Mind-control or population control chemicals; or
C) both of the above.
Don't laugh. What started out as a loony ultra-fringe conspiracy theory now has die-hard acolytes who believe it is very, very real. Google "chemtrails" for an eyeful.
YouTube is full of supposed chemtrail proof. One day, being bored, I decided to comment on one of them:
I decided I wanted to tweak some sensibilities. Normally I do not troll. In fact, this is the first time I have ever done so. It has worked out beyond my expectations. Like all good trollings, I have mixed mostly truth with some outlandish lies. What I posted over a week ago under this video:
I am an airline pilot. I have been briefed on the Chemtrails Project, coded as "Arcturus." I have witnessed the tanks being filled in the mornings. I have turned on the pump that injects the chemicals into the fuel manifold. The high heat of combustion oxidizes the base chemicals into the active form, generally oxides of exotic transition elements.
I will probably be killed for coming out like this, but I can no longer stand by...
I then waited for the inevitable replies. Got some thumbs-up on my comment right away. Then, here come the replies...
So passenger jets full of people are doing this and the civilians on board have no idea?
Elevated levels of aluminum, barium and strontium have allegedly been documented in soil, water and blood as proof that chemtrails contain those elements. Yet Al, Ba and Sr are not transition elements. Indeed, the lines, pumps and tanks that would required for the system you describe would be noticed by mechanics during routine maintenance and inspections. Nice try, but your hoax has been exposed.
You're not an airline pilot. You're full of s**t. Say the type aircraft you fly and we'll have a detailed discussion of cockpit operations. What do you say?
I fly the 737-800. Let's go, buddy. Talk some cockpit ops with me. Want to discuss Oceanic ops? PANS-OPS? TERPS? Let's talk RNAV procedures. SIDS and STARS. ILS Minima, CAT I, II, and III. RVSM Operations. Dispatch duties. Reserve fuel, alternate requirements.
Go for it. Please.
One guy in particular starts in on me and goes absolutely nuts. I can tell I have crawled into his skin a bit.
Project Arcturus?!!?!? LOLOL don't you guys watch the Simpsons???? My God but you lot are so easily taken in.. ROFLMAO
Hank Scorpio lives!!!!!
What part of the cockpit are the "chemical pumps" located? Where are the CB's located? What Bus are the "chemical pumps" powered from? What are the checklist items for failure of the "Chemical pumps"? How do you account for the change in aircraft weight after spraying on the loadsheet and flight plan? where is the inlet to the chem tank located?What are the transition elements you describe? hint: aluminium Barium and stontium are not transition elements so you are contradicting chemtrail theory.
Consider carefully your answer to the locations of various equipment. it is very easily disproved by anyone who flies the 737-800.
Project Arcturus???? Come on Hank Scorpio... let us know
Hank Scorpio lives!!!!!
What part of the cockpit are the "chemical pumps" located? Where are the CB's located? What Bus are the "chemical pumps" powered from? What are the checklist items for failure of the "Chemical pumps"? How do you account for the change in aircraft weight after spraying on the loadsheet and flight plan? where is the inlet to the chem tank located?What are the transition elements you describe? hint: aluminium Barium and stontium are not transition elements so you are contradicting chemtrail theory.
Consider carefully your answer to the locations of various equipment. it is very easily disproved by anyone who flies the 737-800.
Project Arcturus???? Come on Hank Scorpio... let us know
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