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Greenland...good god! Must not be a whole lot there to do but imbibe!“He was the most prodigious personification of all human inferiorities. He was an utterly incapable, unadapted, irresponsible, psychopathic personality, full of empty, infantile fantasies, but cursed with the keen intuition of a rat or a guttersnipe. He represented the shadow, the inferior part of everybody’s personality, in an overwhelming degree, and this was another reason why they fell for him.”
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And (hic) your point (hic) is? (Burrrrrp)
I noticed (hic) that in the Miccle - er - Middle (hic) East where Muz -er-Muslims forbid alcohol, Bahrain is (Burrrp) a bit darker.
Could it (hic) be that that that is where most (hic) Europeans and Ameri (hic) Americans stay when over there?
As for Grinland - er - Greenland, how (hic) could drunkng (hic) drinking be so high when so few pepple, People live there? Or are the ice borgs -er- bergs frozen Vodka?
Ummmm. After this (hic) post, bether -er- better color Southern California a (Burrrp) a little darker.Able to leap tall tales in a single groan.
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Originally posted by TopHatter View PostGreenland...good god! Must not be a whole lot there to do but imbibe!"There is never enough time to do or say all the things that we would wish. The thing is to try to do as much as you can in the time that you have. Remember Scrooge, time is short, and suddenly, you're not there any more." -Ghost of Christmas Present, Scrooge
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Sir,
Honestly...I don't know how the man who designed the map, painted the country so light when we have people and states that go on a booze rampage as soon as the sun goes down. There's a saying in our country...."Suraj ast...banda mast", meaning "The sun sets, the man gets high."
Edit: What do I have to do to qualify to get a share of your scotch? :)sigpicAnd on the sixth day, God created the Field Artillery...
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Numbers lie. Face it, there is a difference between drinking a case of Black Label and Rum 151.....but by this map, by the liter, it would be the same.
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