When adults say I respected my elders when I was your age...remind them back then it was still okay to whip the living crap out of kids.
When adults say when I was young we didn't sit around all night and play video games, remind them they had to stand around all night and play video games.
When adults say when in my day we didn't wear our pants around our butts, remind them that's because it would've interfered with the noble sweep of their bellbottoms.
When adults say years ago we didn't waste our nights staring at MTV, remind them they were too busy wasting time staring at the "multiverse" in their lava lamp.
When adults say in the old days we didn't spend all our time holed up in our room with the TV or computer, remind them their bedroom "entertainment system" consisted of a 14 inch black and white television and a transistor radio with an earpiece.
When adults say we didn't spend every single night reading about stupid celebrities, remind them Tiger Beat came out just once a month.
When adults say today's video games are pointless and dumb, remind them they spent two years of their life absorbed by the hair raising thrill of Pong.
Stolen from the current issue of Mad Magazine.....which is hilarious. I encourage you to see it!! Laughter makes you live longer. :)
When adults say when I was young we didn't sit around all night and play video games, remind them they had to stand around all night and play video games.
When adults say when in my day we didn't wear our pants around our butts, remind them that's because it would've interfered with the noble sweep of their bellbottoms.
When adults say years ago we didn't waste our nights staring at MTV, remind them they were too busy wasting time staring at the "multiverse" in their lava lamp.
When adults say in the old days we didn't spend all our time holed up in our room with the TV or computer, remind them their bedroom "entertainment system" consisted of a 14 inch black and white television and a transistor radio with an earpiece.
When adults say we didn't spend every single night reading about stupid celebrities, remind them Tiger Beat came out just once a month.
When adults say today's video games are pointless and dumb, remind them they spent two years of their life absorbed by the hair raising thrill of Pong.
Stolen from the current issue of Mad Magazine.....which is hilarious. I encourage you to see it!! Laughter makes you live longer. :)
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