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Veni Vidi Vici
18 Feb 05,, 02:08
I dont know if ya'll get any humor but I thought these were hilarious. :biggrin:

http://www.lizmichael.com/terroris.jpg

http://www.lizmichael.com/clintonm.jpg

http://www.lizmichael.com/colddead.jpg

http://www.lizmichael.com/babyfist.jpg

http://www.lizmichael.com/motherch.jpg

Veni Vidi Vici
18 Feb 05,, 02:40
heres another :biggrin: .

http://www.lizmichael.com/washday.jpg

Confed999
18 Feb 05,, 02:43
Nice ones VVV. :)

dalem
18 Feb 05,, 03:19
Like it.

-dale

Julie
18 Feb 05,, 04:32
Dang good ones VVV ! LMAO...Bush, that sounds just like him. :biggrin: And, I love Lady Liberty. ;)

Officer of Engineers
18 Feb 05,, 05:34
The 1st cartoon reminds of a Bob Hope joke (please tell me I'm not that old) about when Canada rescued some Americans during the Tehran Hostage Crisis.

The Ayatollah Khomeni wanted to declare war on Canada. He changed his mind after someone show him a tape of an ice hockey game.

lemontree
18 Feb 05,, 07:12
Nice ones. I could'nt find a cartoon i saw some time ago after the Abu Garibh scandle hit the headlines. Bush to his chief of staff, "I told them to kick ass, not to photograph it".

Veni Vidi Vici
18 Feb 05,, 21:56
, I love Lady Liberty. ;) So do I. :)

dalem
18 Feb 05,, 22:16
The 1st cartoon reminds of a Bob Hope joke (please tell me I'm not that old) about when Canada rescued some Americans during the Tehran Hostage Crisis.

The Ayatollah Khomeni wanted to declare war on Canada. He changed his mind after someone show him a tape of an ice hockey game.

There's a reason we like to have Canada on our side. :)

-dale

Bluesman
19 Feb 05,, 09:42
Got this cool joke from Power Line:

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

:biggrin:

Julie
19 Feb 05,, 15:05
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?":biggrin:LMAO...MUHAHAHAHA....hey, that's a good one Bluesman. :biggrin: ;)

Ray
19 Feb 05,, 18:07
Good ones.

Keep them rolling.

Veni Vidi Vici
19 Feb 05,, 19:47
Very nice Bluesman :biggrin:

lemontree
21 Feb 05,, 07:14
Exciting News!!!
Playboy is coming up with a special edition for Married Men.
Every month the centrefold will feature the same woman.

ChrisF202
21 Feb 05,, 14:59
Very good ones, I like the one with the skeleton hand holding the gun with "now you can have it" and the one with the Bill Clinton memorial.

:biggrin:

Where did you find these pics?

Sir-Vastu
03 Mar 05,, 12:08
http://www.vedvannkanten.com/Razzia/Images/osama%20bush.jpg

:biggrin:

Sir-Vastu
03 Mar 05,, 12:10
So do I. :)

Lesbians!!! Haha :eek: :biggrin: :biggrin: