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  • #2
    Those are awesome!!!

    I saw "the world according to Ronald Reagan" way back in the late 1980s and haven't seen it since. It's the way the world should be.
    "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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    • #3
      And all of this is supposed to mean exactly what? That this is the way Americans view the world? Hate to tell you this but your not even close. Tell you what since you are map hunting why not try to find one that labels the countries that America has helped through financial aid, food aid, disaster aid medicine, rebuilding of infastructures and an endless list of other things American has given.

      Now after you do that then you can trace the footprints of how it got there, Ships,Planes etc and yes ALL AT THE COST TO THE DREADED AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!

      People are very quick to point our faults but seldom show the real truth of how giving the American people really are.;)

      Oh and by the way dont forget to label the USN ships still full of provisions for the poor now leaving Burma since they have been held off for over 15 DAYS. YES THAT COST WAS ALSO FOOTED BY THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!
      Fortitude.....The strength to persist...The courage to endure.

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      • #4
        I have a version of the 4th one I saw on 4chan where Africa is on the map, simply as "AIDS".
        By the way, this should be in Pub.
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        • #5
          I'm not trying to be sarcastic, or offensive, but do you have a 3rd grade education, or mentally challenged??

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          • #6
            Am I the only American here who find these to be very humorous?

            Come on guys, have a sense of humor. Laugh at yourselves. It'll make the days more fun.
            "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gunnut View Post
              Am I the only American here who find these to be very humorous?

              Come on guys, have a sense of humor. Laugh at yourselves. It'll make the days more fun.
              I found them quite funny, especially the one that makes fun of our geographic prowess.
              "So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand." Thucydides 1.20.3

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              • #8
                here's the taiwanese version.

                over the US: "Evil Empire", with New York "where Wang Chien-ming lives", New Orleans being "where they process oil," SF being the place of "stowaways/illegal immigrants", Alaska being "Heaven".

                Canada is "Brokeback Mountain," where "only students whom don't have the money to study in the US go."

                Carribeans is "nations that recognize Taiwan."

                Mexico is "worthless".

                South America, "where they play football [soccer]". Argentina, well, as you see.

                Africa is where "Mom tells you that if you don't finish your meal, you'll get sent here."

                Europe is where "they drink tea and don't work all day." The UK is "Harry Potter Magic School," North Europe is of course "very cold."

                Russia I have no idea what that means, :))

                Middle East is full of "war, guerillas, and desert."

                India is the land of a Bollywood musical famous in China/Taiwan.

                China is the land of "crappy/illegal merchandise and pirated copy exports".

                Korea is the land where "they invent everything."

                Mongolia is "ours."

                Japan is the "land of porn."

                Indonesia is full of "people called Maria."

                Taiwan of course is Numba One.

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                • #9
                  Allow me to amend:

                  Siberia has lots of trees.

                  Central Asia is where Persian cats come from.

                  Mexico is land of the criminals.

                  Australia is ruled by the aboriginies.

                  New Zealand is ruled by sheep.
                  "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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                  • #10
                    Some of you need to have your funny bone checked.

                    I'm ROFLMAO

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                    • #11
                      gunnut,

                      i thought i missed something.

                      although i was waiting for someone to do the last part and incur the wrath of our mod.

                      although what the heck is russia?
                      There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."- Isaac Asimov

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by astralis View Post
                        gunnut,

                        i thought i missed something.

                        although i was waiting for someone to do the last part and incur the wrath of our mod.

                        although what the heck is russia?
                        Vitas - sensational Russian pop singer

                        Vitas IS Russia. :))

                        Now that I look at it, I think the map says New Orleans is where we hide our oil.
                        Last edited by gunnut; 06 Jun 08,, 22:15.
                        "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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                        • #13
                          Aww... come on guys. These are hilarious.

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                          • #14
                            That's classic. :))
                            In Iran people belive pepsi stands for pay each penny save israel. -urmomma158
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by gunnut View Post
                              Vitas - sensational Russian pop singer

                              Vitas IS Russia. :))

                              Now that I look at it, I think the map says New Orleans is where we hide our oil.
                              Just watched the first Vitas video " Il Dolce Suono " and Vitas sounds like El Castrato but I would like to play beautiful music with those Russian violin players.

                              Cheers.

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