[I][ I just had to share this one..... The Democrats amongst you will enjoy it anyway.
George Bush is in a meeting with the Queen when he says to her, "As I am the President I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to; I'm thinking that it should be called a Kingdom."
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you must have a King in charge, and you are not a King."
George Bush thought for a while and then said, "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you are not a Prince, Mr Bush."
Bush thought long and hard, and came up with, "How about an Empire then?" The Queen getting a little annoyed by now, replied, "Sorry again Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said, "I do rather think you are doing quite nicely as a Country."
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George Bush is in a meeting with the Queen when he says to her, "As I am the President I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to; I'm thinking that it should be called a Kingdom."
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you must have a King in charge, and you are not a King."
George Bush thought for a while and then said, "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you are not a Prince, Mr Bush."
Bush thought long and hard, and came up with, "How about an Empire then?" The Queen getting a little annoyed by now, replied, "Sorry again Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said, "I do rather think you are doing quite nicely as a Country."
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