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  • A letter from Michael Moore to Presdient Bush

    My reply about it, to the sender follows.


    >A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush on the Eve of War
    >
    >Dear Governor Bush:
    >
    >So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that
    >"France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the
    >table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because,
    >I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and
    >conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to
    >hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like
    >to share with you:
    >
    >1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox
    >News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk
    >out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to
    >find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis.
    >YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and
    >killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see,
    >this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is
    >not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we
    >don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!
    >
    >2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you --
    >are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the
    >real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them
    >begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half
    >million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having
    >become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are
    >going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars -- the list goes
    >on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you
    >need to go away for things to improve.
    >
    >3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose
    >a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against
    >you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.
    >
    >4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope!
    >But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How
    >bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of
    >one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have
    >to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped
    >to Vietnam in your place.
    >
    >5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South
    >Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you
    >really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters
    >over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare
    >suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of
    >military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's
    >that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't
    >think so either!
    >
    >6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal
    >screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have
    >you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if
    >it weren't for the French? That it was their help in the
    >Revolutionary War that won it for us? That our greatest thinkers and
    >founding fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc. -- spent
    >many years in Paris where they refined the concepts that lead to our
    >Declaration of Independence and our Constitution? That it was France
    >who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the
    >Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies?
    >And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you
    >the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the
    >French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you
    >really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over.
    >Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it
    >has painted you into a corner you can't get out of.
    >
    >Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this
    >war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing
    >there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to
    >protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a
    >huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and
    >who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then
    >(especially when it 's some third world ass!). So try your best to
    >ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course,
    >that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good
    >hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the
    >toilet!
    >
    >But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the
    >election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill
    >Iraqis -- they got our oil!!
    >
    >Yours,
    >Michael Moore
    >


    My reply:


    Felt a need to mention I hate Michael Moore.

    He should take paragraph one into account, about the same Gun Control, Anti-NRA dream...nay, evil schemes, he shares with the other Liberal invertebrates in here in America.


    "Don't try to take our guns, not to mention our constitional right to bear arms, and there won't be a problem."

    I for one, can say he isn't the Messiah come to deliver us from Bush's lies, evil, and incompitence. Like he claims he is.

    No wonder he is, and has been against Operation Iraqi Freedom. There is a distince arrogant resemblence between the way he thinks, and the way Saddam thought of himself.

    Staying vigilent to defending this countries freedom just became even more important....after the creepy mental image of Micheal Moore Statues & Paintings all over the United States. (shudder, shudder)

    --A card carrying member of the NRA. And an American who thinks Micheal Moore is an assclown at best. After meeting a lot of Iraqi Immigrants & hearing thier stories about Life in Iraq.

  • #2
    First comes Gun Control then TOTAL CONTROL.

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    • #3
      Moore is an asshat. Anything he's for, I'm against, and the reverse.
      No man is free until all men are free - John Hossack
      I agree completely with this Administration’s goal of a regime change in Iraq-John Kerry
      even if that enforcement is mostly at the hands of the United States, a right we retain even if the Security Council fails to act-John Kerry
      He may even miscalculate and slide these weapons off to terrorist groups to invite them to be a surrogate to use them against the United States. It’s the miscalculation that poses the greatest threat-John Kerry

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      • #4
        I thought Bush was in the Navy. Why does the dude say he went AWOL?
        Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

        Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bigross86
          I thought Bush was in the Navy. Why does the dude say he went AWOL?
          Allow me to quote a shirt that at least was for sale at Flashbunny.org.

          "Michael Moore is a big fat idiot".

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bigross86
            I thought Bush was in the Navy. Why does the dude say he went AWOL?
            George Senior was pilot for the Navy during WWII, GW was an Airforce Pilot during the 60's. There is some question as to the legitimacy of an extended absence, however since his unit was not detailed the Vietnam I don't see how it is relevant that he "Went AWOL to avoid going to Vietnam".

            And as for Number 5... I don't love France I F*cking hate France, I would like to be sitting on a plane out over the Atlantic with a big tub of popcorn, and a Dr Pepper and Watch France slid under the ocean (much like Atlanis supposedly did) taking the land of arrogant neer-do-wells with it.... of course then I'd have to find another group of arrogant non-american jack*sses to hate.... oh well i guess there's always the Russians.
            Last edited by Stinger; 11 Sep 03,, 20:46.
            Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Stinger

              And as for Number 5... I don't love France I F*cking hate France, I would like to be sitting on a plane out over the Atlantic with a big tub of popcorn, and a Dr Pepper and Watch France slid under the ocean (much like Altanis supposedly did) taking the land of arrogant neer-do-wells with it.... of course then I'd have to find another group of arrogant non-american jack*sses to hate.... oh well i guess there's always the Russians. [/B]
              Throw them some of the Guantanamo Bay prisoners to use as flotation devices?

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              • #8
                Gotta shoot the prisoners first... that way they can't float.

                Oh, and for Moore who's poking fingers at supposed "AWOL-ers":

                Has HE ever served in the military?

                I don't even think they make a uniform BIG enough for Moore's blubbery ass. Maybe if they took a camouflage tent and wrapped it around him...

                Nah, I'd be too tempted to tie up the ends and toss it into the ocean afterward. We could always use another island.
                I never understood "fire for effect". I thought the firing WAS the effect...

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                • #9
                  And we could send all the French over to Moore Island and just repopulate it with Arabs. THAN nuke France...
                  Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

                  Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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                  • #10
                    Paint the camo tent he's wearing white. Sick Captain Ahab & Quekway on him.

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                    • #11
                      Wow, Lunatock... I think we might've just solved the world hunger problem...
                      I never understood "fire for effect". I thought the firing WAS the effect...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kingfrogger
                        Wow, Lunatock... I think we might've just solved the world hunger problem...
                        Just tell everyone that cooking thier Moore-on-a-stick, till it's charred black might improve the taste.

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                        • #13
                          Moore is an asshat. Anything he's for, I'm against, and the reverse.
                          "Michael Moore is a big fat idiot".
                          Couldn't have put it any better myself. Moore should be happy he lives in the United States because if he lived with his buddy in Iraq he'd be missing his tongue. :D

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                          • #14
                            after the creepy mental image of Micheal Moore Statues & Paintings all over the United States. (shudder, shudder)
                            after the creepy mental image of Micheal Moore Statues & Paintings all over the United States. (shudder, shudder)
                            lol, nobody hates him more then me

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                            • #15
                              Just because you don't like him doesn't mean his opinions are invalid, or unpopular.

                              Come on, do any of you really think Iraq posed more of a threat to the US than, say, Saudi Arabia? Mexican/Cuban illegals? Columbian cocaine?

                              And Bush is a poser when it comes to military service. (As far as I know.) He took the soft option of joining the National Air Guard to avoid being drafted. At least with Wesley Clark and John Kerry running now we won't see any more pics of Bush in a flightsuit.

                              And you guys need to admit to the fact that without France, the land you now call the US of A would still be colonies (most likely Independent) of the glorious British Empire.

                              What exactly does France owe the US? You saved them in both world wars? Funny how you only entered the fray when you were directly attacked. France could (and did) go to hell in a handbasket and you didn't lift a finger.

                              So I ask you, why should France feel any sense of gratitude towards the US?

                              PS. I do agree, Michael Moore is a fucknut. But you can't ignore all the annoying people in this world. They vote too, y'know.
                              SWANSEA 'TILL I DIE! - CARN THE CROWS!

                              Rule Britannia, No Surrender

                              Staff Cadet in the Australian Army Reserve.

                              Soli Deo Gloria

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