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    Photos comming soon!

    Before most of you refuse to ever speak to me again, I feel obliged to confess this does not happen everyday. More is the bloody pity!

    Mercedes drives me up to Cambridge. Meet old friends. Quick drinks. Cab to airport. Onto the private jet. Oh, yes gents.

    Fizz, canopes etc. off to Eindhoven to pick up the owner. Because,you see, all of this is a freebee ...

    Kafee und Kuchen later, back on the kite, off to Montenegro.

    The chap had to bugger off to Kiev so kindly put us up in a 4/5 * hotel before a few days at his villa. Acouple of evenings out in Budvar (best looking girls one could conceive of) then to make it all better a win of a few grand at the casino. I bought dinner. :)

    Then the driver runs us up to the marina in Dubrovnic, where we bourd the 85' gin palace. My Dutch chum is becomming miffed with the Russians now having bigger toys hence next year a yatch just over twice as long starts floating.

    Exquisite Croatian girls etc. Island hopping. VIP clubbing.

    Then, due to the fact he was stuck in Istanbul, we flew back gratis on, sadly, BA. To bloody Gatwick.

    And then the long drive back through south bloody London, in the rain.

    Hey ho. Can't have it all y'own way eh?
    Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.

  • #2
    Good God man, is there no end to your indolent and dissipate lifestyle? Gallivanting around, gambling, ogling women, intemperate overindulgence in alcohol, where do I sign up?
    In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

    Leibniz

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    • #3
      I do my best ...

      Originally posted by Parihaka View Post
      Good God man, is there no end to your indolent and dissipate lifestyle? Gallivanting around, gambling, ogling women, intemperate overindulgence in alcohol, where do I sign up?
      I'm having the forms printed in Monte Carlo by a super model who was drunk - on a bet that the first applicant would be a Kiwi.

      The tub was the "Mona Lisa" and the club "East West" (I think).
      Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.

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      • #4
        Sounds rugged, but I suppose some poor devil had to do it.:)
        Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.

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        • #5
          I do hope ...

          The Monte Carlo reply was only a piss-take.
          Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.

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          • #6
            If you are ever in need of mature "arm candy" let me know.
            Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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            • #7
              Chap my friend we have got to get together...lol
              Fortitude.....The strength to persist...The courage to endure.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Debbie View Post
                If you are ever in need of mature "arm candy" let me know.
                I didnt think arm candy is supposed to be mature...just willing to go.
                Fortitude.....The strength to persist...The courage to endure.

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                • #9
                  Quite a jaunt, what, old chap?

                  But then you do have a jolly good time now and then, don't you?

                  Everyone requires a break.

                  Do post the photos, would love to see them!
                  Last edited by Ray; 16 Aug 07,, 14:18.


                  "Some have learnt many Tricks of sly Evasion, Instead of Truth they use Equivocation, And eke it out with mental Reservation, Which is to good Men an Abomination."

                  I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

                  HAKUNA MATATA

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                  • #10
                    Chap's next thread - asking for volunteers to donate a liver.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dreadnought View Post
                      I didnt think arm candy is supposed to be mature...just willing to go.
                      Well, of course I'm willing and mature.
                      Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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                      • #12
                        Chap,

                        What a bugger you are ! Do we need 3-D glasses to get the full effect of those pics?

                        Oh yeah, make sure those pics you post aren't x-rated. ;)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Debbie View Post
                          Well, of course I'm willing and mature.
                          Mature and willing hmmm what a combination. Need another arm?
                          Fortitude.....The strength to persist...The courage to endure.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dreadnought View Post
                            Mature and willing hmmm what a combination. Need another arm?

                            I find that two arms attached on this body of mine are quite enough. Why on earth Dreadnought would I need a third?:)
                            Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Debbie View Post
                              I find that two arms attached on this body of mine are quite enough. Why on earth Dreadnought would I need a third?:)
                              Sheesh! Offer a "willing mature" girl your arm and you get riddles...
                              Last edited by Dreadnought; 16 Aug 07,, 18:30.
                              Fortitude.....The strength to persist...The courage to endure.

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