I'll be away for a few days..

[Parihaka]

be nice to each other or by crickey there'll be trouble..

[sappersgt]

Does that mean it's time for a you know what?

[Shamus]

Does that mean it's time for a you know what?

Hmmmm.....are you perhaps referring to an epic, epicurean Battle Royale,hmmmm?;)

[dave lukins]

Hmmmm.....are you perhaps referring to an epic, epicurean Battle Royale,hmmmm?;)

Is that a posh BBQ

[Shamus]

Is that a posh BBQ

Very posh...strange coincidence,you going out of town at the same time......who am I going to throw...I mean flip burgers with??

[ArmchairGeneral]

Hmmmm.....are you perhaps referring to an epic, epicurean Battle Royale,hmmmm?;)

NO, you freakin' idiot. Did your mother drop something on your head or were you just born stupid? Don't you see, it's a devious plan to catch us being mean to each other, and then BAN EVERYBODY!! The mods, tyrannical and power mad as always, want WAB all to themselves. So that means that even a lobotomized Australian lover like you needs to be on best behavior, treating everyone extremely nicely, just like me. Morons. You're all morons.

;)

[Shamus]

NO, you freakin' idiot. Did your mother drop something on your head or were you just born stupid? Don't you see, it's a devious plan to catch us being mean to each other, and then BAN EVERYBODY!! The mods, tyrannical and power mad as always, want WAB all to themselves. So that means that even a lobotomized Australian lover like you needs to be on best behavior, treating everyone extremely nicely, just like me. Morons. You're all morons.

;)

Tell us how you really feel AG,Hairy Palms appears to have exited-stage left.By the way...love the self-portrait avatar;) .

[Shamus]

Lobotomized and Australian,......aren't those two words synonyms?For those of you from "Down under" that means two words that mean the same thing;) .

[glyn]

Hey guys! Think for a cotton-picking minute. Just because Harry Parka says he's going to be away for a few days doesn't mean that he isn't up to his old tricks of disinformation, does it? Furthermore, he didn't attempt to define 'a few days', the devious kiwi. Ever tried nailing mercury to the ceiling? It's a damn sight easier than trying to figure our the tortuous Byzantine anti-logic he uses on a daily basis. No wonder he was elevated to be a (mis-named) moderator by the dark forces that secretly manipulate the SS WAB.

[Officer of Engineers]

Chicken.

[Shamus]

Hey guys! Think for a cotton-picking minute. Just because Harry Parka says he's going to be away for a few days doesn't mean that he isn't up to his old tricks of disinformation, does it? Furthermore, he didn't attempt to define 'a few days', the devious kiwi. Ever tried nailing mercury to the ceiling? It's a damn sight easier than trying to figure our the tortuous Byzantine anti-logic he uses on a daily basis. No wonder he was elevated to be a (mis-named) moderator by the dark forces that secretly manipulate the SS WAB.

I see that "Conspiracy Theory" has been playing at the Cornish Home For Retired Dictionary Readers again.;)

[Shamus]

Here I sit,down and degraded.....ho hum.....anybody there?I said...Are any of you lily-livered,cud chewing,thong wearing,sheep chasing,pond scum slurping,no neck,low browed,garlic chewing,pitifully perfect purist,brown nosing,Moderator butt kissing,panty waists going to come out and play???I got pies for all of ya.....;)

[kams]

Here I sit,down and degraded.....ho hum.....anybody there?I said...Are any of you lily-livered,cud chewing,thong wearing,sheep chasing,pond scum slurping,no neck,low browed,garlic chewing,pitifully perfect purist,brown nosing,Moderator butt kissing,panty waists going to come out and play???I got pies for all of ya.....;)

That was Harry Parka, atleast before he was appointed as a Moderator....

[Shamus]

Great,just great....fantastic timing for a festival of food flingin'....the Brits are all passing out in the pubs...so sotted they couldn't even spell computer,much less operate one....and the Aussies and Kiwis are just waking up,prying their eyes open and trying to figure out why that "good-lookin' sheila"from last night suddenly looks pretty wooly and is eating the flowers they picked her on the way home......

[Officer of Engineers]

Shameless, the WAB is not a place for your personals. What you do in your own bedroom is your own affair and we don't want to know.