Predictions for year 2050?

[Veni Vidi Vici]

Heres my humorus somewhat unbeleivable but based on real events prediction of the year 2050. :)

Using the power he gained by his party controling the house and senate in the year 2004, President Bush rewrote the constitution making his family the sitting Impereal family over the American Empire.

American Arab colonies of Iran and Iraq have turned teh most profitable oil sales to date.

North Korea is still closed off because of radiation waste from their nuclear test.

Emperor George Z. Bush refuses to send aid to France who have been conquored by Jamaca.

85 year 100 billion dollar study proves that the average American is growing older.

China suffers devistating earthquakes when all children in China jump up and down at once.

Israel, Japan and Mexico become the 51, 52 and 53 states respectivly.

India and Pakistan nuke each other into nuclear wastelands.

Emperor George Z. Bush orders "misunderestimated" to be officaly added to the English language.

American athletes average salary drops to 100 million dollars a year.

Texas executes last remaining liberal.

Anyone got your predictions. :)

[Bill]

People will actually start telling funny jokes.

I have little hope of this happening....

Just teasing, a few of your lines were pretty funny, some of them need work though. ;)

My one prediction?

Liberals will still be clueless, and the republicans will still be in power.

[Veni Vidi Vici]

, and the republicans will still be in power.

That a hard prediction to make. I sure hope you are right, however.

[ChrisF202]

Nice one, pretty funny lol :)

[Bill]

What's the point in making predictions if they're not at least daring?

As Homer said, "Fortune favors the bold". ;)

[Confed999]

What's the point in making predictions if they're not at least daring?

Ok....
The US flag will add over 300 stars, representing the new states that have joined, and the colonies beyond this world. We will all live in peace and freedom under a great socialist state run by little beeping robots that take care of all unwanted jobs. Only those who wish to work will have to. Sickness and death will become a choice, not an obligation. Pauley Shore will be President. ;)

[Horrido]

As Homer said, "Fortune favors the bold". ;)

Of course, so does Death...


2050? Ice age... Which is fine, because it's about time for some serious urban renewal.

[lemontree]

2050?

I should have taken over 'Playboy' publications by then, and with the sales booming from the new US colonies/states, Emperor Bush would be demanding that I fund the upliftment of the hopless poor in the world.

[Parihaka]

A geriatric in a Porsch filled with explosives tries to ram a Chinese contingent of UN Peacekeepers tasked with monitoring the Independant Republic of California's border with the United Church States of America.

[Veni Vidi Vici]

You know the more I think about it I think I forgot to add one prediction. Emperor Bush officaly changes the name of the United States of America to the United States of Jesusland.

On a more serious note I don't think California will ever become Independent, just like Texas never will. Its all just a bunch of talk, IMO.

[Bluesman]

Palestinian astronauts prove to be 'a little difficult to handle, culture-wise', when a dispute breaks out aboard the International Space Station over the barbecueing of a goat over an open fire. The escape capsule is commandeered at gunpoint and forced to splash down in the Gulf of Arabia.

[Parihaka]

now we're getting somewhere..

[2DREZQ]

90 year old North Dakota resident (1 of 500 people left in the state) announces he has "almost enough" money to retire.

Ronald Reagan, brought back to life by cloning, examines current Republican fiscal policy and shoots himself.

National deficit exceeds 98 trillion dollars. Considered by fed chairman greenspan (yup, still there.) to be "worrisome", but still the lowest as a percentage of national income in 46 years.

Palistinian peace process "on track" according to secretary of state Hefez Assad.

California Air Quality Resources Board implements new CAFE standards which allow for immediate deportation to Nebraska of anyone caught "breaking wind" in the Los Angeles basin.

National Violence Policy Cente releases statement that 30-year 67.5% reduction in violent crime nationwide since implementation of mandatory concealed weapons federal law is a "statistical fluke".

National Inquirer breaks story that National Violence Policy Center actually owns 49.8% of Ruger & Wesson, the nations largest gun maker.

Phillip-Morse announces 75th consecutive quarter of record profits since Pot legalization led company into "joint" venture with Upjohn Pharmaceuticals (Glacoma treatment leader)

AMA announces "Early Glaucoma Syndrome" is now the number one medical diagnosis in the U.S.

God announces that the creation of the entire universe was "a simple oversight" and will be "corrected" soon.

Al Gore pronounced dead in Tenn. Nursing Home. Doctors state he "Could have been dead for 50 years, we really can't tell."

[2DREZQ]

90 year old North Dakota resident (1 of 500 people left in the state) announces he has "almost enough" money to retire.

Ronald Reagan, brought back to life by cloning, examines current Republican fiscal policy and shoots himself.

National deficit exceeds 98 trillion dollars. Considered by fed chairman greenspan (yup, still there.) to be "worrisome", but still the lowest as a percentage of national income in 46 years.

Palistinian peace process "on track" according to secretary of state Hefez Assad.

California Air Quality Resources Board implements new CAFE standards which allow for immediate deportation to Nebraska of anyone caught "breaking wind" in the Los Angeles basin.

National Violence Policy Cente releases statement that 30-year 67.5% reduction in violent crime nationwide since implementation of mandatory concealed weapons federal law is a "statistical fluke".

National Inquirer breaks story that National Violence Policy Center actually owns 49.8% of Ruger & Wesson, the nations largest gun maker.

Phillip-Morse announces 75th consecutive quarter of record profits since Pot legalization led company into "joint" venture with Upjohn Pharmaceuticals (Glacoma treatment leader)

AMA announces "Early Glaucoma Syndrome" is now the number one medical diagnosis in the U.S.

Al Gore pronounced dead in Tenn. Nursing Home. Doctors state he "Could have been dead for 50 years, we really can't tell."

God announces that the creation of the entire universe was "a simple oversight" and will be "corrected" soon.

[Veni Vidi Vici]

90 year old North Dakota resident (1 of 500 people left in the state) announces he has "almost enough" money to retire.

Ronald Reagan, brought back to life by cloning, examines current Republican fiscal policy and shoots himself.

National deficit exceeds 98 trillion dollars. Considered by fed chairman greenspan (yup, still there.) to be "worrisome", but still the lowest as a percentage of national income in 46 years.

Palistinian peace process "on track" according to secretary of state Hefez Assad.

California Air Quality Resources Board implements new CAFE standards which allow for immediate deportation to Nebraska of anyone caught "breaking wind" in the Los Angeles basin.

National Violence Policy Cente releases statement that 30-year 67.5% reduction in violent crime nationwide since implementation of mandatory concealed weapons federal law is a "statistical fluke".

National Inquirer breaks story that National Violence Policy Center actually owns 49.8% of Ruger & Wesson, the nations largest gun maker.

Phillip-Morse announces 75th consecutive quarter of record profits since Pot legalization led company into "joint" venture with Upjohn Pharmaceuticals (Glacoma treatment leader)

AMA announces "Early Glaucoma Syndrome" is now the number one medical diagnosis in the U.S.

Al Gore pronounced dead in Tenn. Nursing Home. Doctors state he "Could have been dead for 50 years, we really can't tell."

God announces that the creation of the entire universe was "a simple oversight" and will be "corrected" soon.

Warm and fuzzy outlook you got their :)