Scrunch or fold?

[Commando]

Do you guys scrunch your toilet paper or fold. Personally im a scruncher.??

[bonehead]

I am just happy the stuff is within reach when it is needed. Other than that, who cares?

[Debbie]

Hate when it's the last roll and runs out.

[bonehead]

The "three sheet teaser" is not much fun either.

[Debbie]

I've known people outside who mistook poison ivy for something they could use. Very funny since it happened to a neighbor. Leaves of 3, let them be.

[RustyBattleship]

I've known people outside who mistook poison ivy for something they could use. Very funny since it happened to a neighbor. Leaves of 3, let them be.

EEEEE YYOOOOWWWWW!

[sappersgt]

Hate when it's the last roll and runs out.

Thanks for reminding me. I need to go the store.

[Debbie]

Thanks for reminding me. I need to go the store.

Thought you had a wife for such things. ;) I used to work for a very nice fellow who did all the grocery shopping for the family. Wife hated it, but was more than happy to dictate what the guy should buy as I intercepted all his e-mails and phone messages from her. Interesting couple those two.

[bonehead]

EEEEE YYOOOOWWWWW!

I was a leader on a University outdoor program canyoneering trip where TP was not permitted. We offered the students natural alternatives, one was the pine cone. One kid came back from "the bush" and was not too happy. "Pine cones! yeah you got me on that one.I scratched myself." The other leader turned to me and rolled his eyes. "DUDE! When using pine cones you have to go WITH the grain."

[sappersgt]

Origin of southern sayings

I was a leader on a University outdoor program canyoneering trip where TP was not permitted. We offered the students natural alternatives, one was the pine cone. One kid came back from "the bush" and was not too happy. "Pine cones! yeah you got me on that one.I scratched myself." The other leader turned to me and rolled his eyes. "DUDE! When using pine cones you have to go WITH the grain."

Same with corn cobs, quite popular before the advent of toilet paper. Corn cobs were plentiful and practical if not very user friendly. Their use as a toilette paper substitute is where the phrase, "rough as a cob", comes from.

[ArmchairGeneral]

Fold it, definitely. Otherwise I inevitably clog up the toilet, not to mention run out of TP sooner, which can be serious when you depend on your hall resident assistant for your supplies of TP. If you run out of TP, and your RA has locked his door and gone home for the weekend, it makes for an uncomfortable situation.

[ArmchairGeneral]

Wait a minute. They have toilet paper in North Korea? I'm impressed. ;)

[speedlover1994]

Nobody uses it because it contains Nuclear Radiation.

[Dave]

Fold.

I am under the impression that men fold. Women scrunch.

[entropy]

There is a reason women scrunch and men fold.
The male target area has much more obstacles, if you understand what I mean.