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sirpuddingfoot
23 Feb 07,, 15:39
A new study from the Iowa State University suggests that women may have invented weapons for the purpose of hunting!

DesMoinesRegister.com (http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070222/NEWS/70222013/-1/NEWS04)

Women may have invented weapons | The World | The Australian (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21277955-2703,00.html)

Does it then follow that women may be more naturally adept at wielding them as well?

Just a thought ;)

neilmpenny
23 Feb 07,, 15:43
Dude, anyone can tell you that the oldest profession is hooking. The oldest weapon is the first hooker's clam with teeth in it!!!!!!!!!!

GVChamp
23 Feb 07,, 17:02
They observed chimps using sharpened sticks to hunt bushbabies on 22 occasions, although only one was successful.
:biggrin: The typical success rate is, according to my anthro class last semester, 70%.

zraver
23 Feb 07,, 17:06
hogwash, the female elbow is not designed for either throwing or thrusting but carrying.

omon
23 Feb 07,, 17:35
hogwash, the female elbow is not designed for either throwing or thrusting but carrying.

too bad nobody told Amazons that.

RustyBattleship
23 Feb 07,, 17:45
Come on now, any married man can tell you that a woman's greatest weapon are her non-stop vocal chords.

That is when her cell phone isn't attached to her ear.

Dreadnought
23 Feb 07,, 18:01
Come on now, any married man can tell you that a woman's greatest weapon are her non-stop vocal chords.

That is when her cell phone isn't attached to her ear.


A single mans response to the non stop vocal chords of their girlfriend is "hey look over there!" While busy making tracks in the opposite direction:biggrin:

Or the common cell phone interference plan "chshschsh Sorry your breaking up and my battery is dying chshschsh Talk to you later":biggrin:

Debbie
23 Feb 07,, 18:08
Studies have shown that females are more divergent than males. In reality, females are and can be most inventive when we want something. Whatever that something is, we want it bad enough, we are going to get it no matter what and who is in the way. I need to go sharpen a stick.....with my teeth

Kansas Bear
23 Feb 07,, 18:31
Come on now, any married man can tell you that a woman's greatest weapon are her non-stop vocal chords.

That is when her cell phone isn't attached to her ear.


Along with the vehicle she's driving while using her cell phone!!