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soutie
25 Jan 07,, 08:16
One day eve was running through the eden really enjoying what God gave her,God asked her well Eve how are things,Eve replies well God things are great except for these 3 breasts that you gave me ,it really hurts you know the bush sctaches them they hurt when i run and its quite uncomfortable,i have pairs of everything 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes,why can,t i have 2 breasts.
God says Eve you are right i am new at this since some animals have 6 breasts i thought i would give you 3 you know half of that,so god took one breast away and threw it into a bush .Sometime later God asked Eve ,so Eve how are things Eve said great except that i am lonely,all the animals have mates except me God said you Eve you are right i will take apart of your body
and make you a mate.

Now where did i put that useless tit:biggrin: :biggrin:

That was e-mailed to me by my wife,s best friend that one was espically for you debbie;)

MarquezRazor
25 Jan 07,, 08:33
You are on a roll arent you?;)

Why not put all of them in the same thread..so we could have a jokes thread?

soutie
25 Jan 07,, 08:35
yeah good idea,thats if the HQ does,nt mind:biggrin:

tankie
25 Jan 07,, 10:31
You are on a roll arent you?;)

Why not put all of them in the same thread..so we could have a jokes thread?


This man talks sense , c,mon Pari get it organised m8, and think of all the material about ozzies you can gather :biggrin:

Callmecur
25 Jan 07,, 13:56
But no racist jokes - BB is watching you (is this Channel 4?)