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    An elderly couple, Ray and Louise, are "seniors" in Nebraska. Ray always wanted a pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?"

    Louise looks him over, "nope. "

    Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again,
    he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

    Louise looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

    Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, Louise?
    IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!

    To which Louise replies,

    "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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  • #2
    LOL....

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    • #3
      Heard/read that before - never gets old though.
      Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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      • #4
        Hey I don't think that BG Ray sir would be amused by this story;)
        Seek Save Serve Medic

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 667medic View Post
          Hey I don't think that BG Ray sir would be amused by this story;)
          topHAT would... :D

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