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Lunatock
16 Jul 04,, 03:49
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A French Poem

Eleven thousand soldiers
lay beneath the dirt and stone,
all buried on a distant land
so far away from home.

For just a strip of dismal beach
they paid a hero's price,
to save a foreign nation
they all made the sacrifice.

And now the shores of Normandy
are lined with blocks of white:
Americans who didn't turn
from someone else's plight.

Eleven thousand reasons
for the French to take our side,
but in the moment of our need,
they chose to run and hide.

Chirac said every war means loss,
perhaps for France that's true,
for they've lost every battle
since the days of Waterloo.

Without a soldier worth a damn
to be found within the region,
the French became the only land
to need a Foreign Legion.

You French all say we're arrogant.
Well hell, we've earned the right--
We saved your sorry nation
when you lacked the guts to fight.

But now you've made a big mistake,
and one that you'll regret;
you took sides with our enemies,
and that we won't forget.

It wasn't just our citizens
you spit on when you turned,
but every one of yours
who fell the day the towers burned.

You spit upon our soldiers,
on our pilots and Marines,
and now you'll get a little sense
of just what payback means.

So keep your Paris fashions
and your wine and your champagne,
and find some other market
that will buy your aeroplanes.

And try to find somebody else
to wear your French cologne,
for you're about to find out
what it means to stand alone.

You see, you need us far more
than we ever needed you.
America has better friends
who know how to be true.

I'd rather stand with warriors
who have the will and might,
than huddle in the dark
with those whose only flag is white.

I'll take the Brits, the Aussies,
the Israelis and the rest,
for when it comes to valor
we have seen that they're the best.

We'll count on one another
as we face a moment dire,
while you sit on the sideline
with a sign, "friendship for hire."

We'll win this war without you
and we'll total up the cost,
and take it from your foreign aid,
and then you'll feel the loss.

And when your nation starts to fall,
well Frenchie, you can spare us,
just call the Germans for a hand,
they know the way to Paris.

Don Fichthorn, Major USMC (Retired)

ChrisF202
16 Jul 04,, 05:00
LMAO :) I love it, im going to send it to everyone I know.

s_qwert63
17 Jul 04,, 00:13
The French are so suceeding at pissing you off it's actually funny.

Lunatock
17 Jul 04,, 01:29
The good times are yet to come. Sometime in the near future they'll be an Islamic Republic if they keep going the way they are with the Muslim immigrants moving in.

And mark my words, Lance Armstrong will win the sixth Tour de Lance in a row. :biggrin:

ChrisF202
17 Jul 04,, 04:16
The good times are yet to come. Sometime in the near future they'll be an Islamic Republic if they keep going the way they are with the Muslim immigrants moving in.

And mark my words, Lance Armstrong will win the sixth Tour de Lance in a row. :biggrin:
lol, your right on the Islamic republic. Where would all the native born (non Muslim) frogs go? I hope they dont immigrate to the US and change our genes into their genes lmao :biggrin: As for Lance, last I heard, he was in 2nd :)

Lunatock
17 Jul 04,, 05:10
lol, your right on the Islamic republic. Where would all the native born (non Muslim) frogs go? I hope they dont immigrate to the US and change our genes into their genes lmao :biggrin: As for Lance, last I heard, he was in 2nd :)

We'd cancel their genes and turn 'em into another batch of Cajun's. Then perhaps they could go back & unconquer thier land.

I saw stage eleven on tv. Lance attacked and accomplished his first task: Leave Ulrich in the dust. Tomorrow is another mountain.

s_qwert63
18 Jul 04,, 18:05
The good times are yet to come. Sometime in the near future they'll be an Islamic Republic if they keep going the way they are with the Muslim immigrants moving in.

And mark my words, Lance Armstrong will win the sixth Tour de Lance in a row. :biggrin:


The simple fact that he is allowed to compete, is astonishing, if I were a TdF official I would ban all American cyclists, simply for the amount of bad breath and bullshit that was spewed at France after they refused to jump into the same suicidal bandwagon as the US.

s_qwert63
18 Jul 04,, 18:11
lol, your right on the Islamic republic.

It is hard to believe that you can actually believe that.


Where would all the native born (non Muslim) frogs go?

Racial slur, +1strike, where are you admins/mods?


I hope they dont immigrate to the US and change our genes into their genes lmao :biggrin: As for Lance, last I heard, he was in 2nd :)

Well, during my short lifetime I have definately seen more pretty French than American girls. Their bodies and curves especially differ a lot to the behemoth postures of most American girls.

Confed999
18 Jul 04,, 18:44
Racial slur
LOL! What race would they be?

s_qwert63
18 Jul 04,, 20:52
LOL! What race would they be?


The human race?

Confed999
18 Jul 04,, 21:14
The human race?
;) All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse. ~Mark Twain

s_qwert63
18 Jul 04,, 21:55
;) All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse. ~Mark Twain


However, if I would use a racial slur against Americans I would be warned/banned, while when you use racial slurs against the French it's OK with the mods/admins for some reason.

Lunatock
18 Jul 04,, 22:40
The simple fact that he is allowed to compete, is astonishing, if I were a TdF official I would ban all American cyclists, simply for the amount of bad breath and bullshit that was spewed at France after they refused to jump into the same suicidal bandwagon as the US.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/anti.gif

And your calling America suicidal? While Iraq has a functioning government and Russia is bogged down where? And suffering more than they did in what country they invaded to keep under thier feet?

s_qwert63
19 Jul 04,, 01:31
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/anti.gif

And your calling America suicidal? While Iraq has a functioning government and Russia is bogged down where? And suffering more than they did in what country they invaded to keep under thier feet?


Oh God, you really do not understand what I am trying to say do you?

Let's see the main countries that decided to enter "THE COALITION OF THE WILLING" (tm) -
USA
UK
Spain
Poland

Poland - Prime Minister resignated over Iraq issue.
Spain - American allied govt. voted out in elections.
UK - Tony Blair has teh narrowest of chances to win the next GE now, that is why he is sidelining himself from the US now and saying that there were NO WMD's in Iraq in order to salvage his political career.
USA - We shall be mazzling Bush soon, as he is trailing 5% behind Kerry now.

I don't think Chirac wanted to get voted out, since I am sure he knew that there were NO WMD's in Iraq, and didn't want to appear as a bullshitter in front of his people.
Same went down with Schroder.

Do you think they would hesitate to back up the US if the evidence provided was credible?
They knew that you were spewing out complete and utter bullshit, that is why they didn't jump on to your wagon.

And as for the "WARNING: Anti-American ASSHOLE!"
Grow the fuck up, and learn to take opposing opinions without exploding, just please don't have a heart attack over me and my statements, because it's not worth it.

And stop comparing America to Russia, answert for your own self without pointing the finger.

Confed999
19 Jul 04,, 01:34
since I am sure he knew that there were NO WMD's in Iraq.
Then he set us up, along with help from Russia.

Ray
19 Jul 04,, 02:01
Peace be upon the warring factions! ;)

Confed999
19 Jul 04,, 02:08
Peace be upon the warring factions! ;)
That's all we can hope for...

Lunatock
19 Jul 04,, 05:15
We can laugh at this asshat obviously at a loss for a straight answer throwing that tirade in my way like I'm actually chasing him and it'll block me.

Ray
19 Jul 04,, 11:15
We can laugh at this asshat obviously at a loss for a straight answer throwing that tirade in my way like I'm actually chasing him and it'll block me.

Luna Bete,

Temperance. Temperance, bete.

ChrisF202
19 Jul 04,, 16:06
lol, I liked the Anti American Asshole alert thing :)

The Chap
04 Sep 04,, 03:53
Whilst france ce belle
they hate to hell
their one time friends the yankies

Sip pernod; Bon!
but then say non
to armoured hanky panky

Non, non le east
is not our feast
nous thinky extra wanky

C'est bon les Brits
get shot to shit
and espescially the Americans with whom we have unresoved issues
God! we are not even a ranking power
OK we have an independent nuclear deterent
When will everyone understand that France should run everything
And be final moral arbitor of erm, loads of stuff

Le belle epoch
is sucking cock
pour un reason only

We don't play the game
We're pretty lame
and feeling rather lonely.


Lord Byron eat y'heart out.

The Chap
04 Sep 04,, 03:59
Oh,
French soil
English toil
Our help they never tell!

Our Tommies die
Our women cry
God damn the French to hell!


WW1 (Anon, popular)

Dragoon
04 Sep 04,, 11:38
Oh,
French soil
English toil
Our help they never tell!

Our Tommies die
Our women cry
God damn the French to hell!


WW1 (Anon, popular)

For Sale wwII French Rifles.

Never fired only dropped once

Dragoon

Confed999
04 Sep 04,, 15:37
The plumbers came out to the job site we were working on yesterday. They had to install a vent pipe into the sewer line. That's a pipe that allows air in, to promote drainage, and to relieve pressure, in case of a gas build up. By law these are required to have a sign on then with the warning "Danger: May Contain Flammable Sewer Gas". The sign this company put on the pipe said "Express Tunnel To France: Danger May Contain Flammable Sewer Gas"... ;)