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Dogukan
03 Aug 06,, 20:19
From what I have read on the internet some people say that people came out of Africa. Some say Middle East and some say Central Asia. if you know the answer please spread the word.

Dogukan
04 Aug 06,, 03:04
The earliest people in the world were the Turks. They came out of Central Asia and spread to every continent. The people who migrated to North AMerica were also Turks. So that makes Turks the oldest and first nation of the world with approximately 10,000 years of history. Proof that Native Americans were Turkish is that , they believed in the ancient Turkish religion which is Shamanism ,and during the Spanish colonilization of the Americas there was a Native American slave whose name was Turk. He had no relations with the Ottoman empire or any other Turkish states a t the time yet his name was Turk. The Turkish language today is also the sun language of the world which means that all the languages in the world has their origins in native Turkish. A proof to that would be the Turks in ancient times have conquered Britain and effected the English literature. The English word "kent" comes from the Turkish which "kent" in Turkish means "city".

Parihaka
04 Aug 06,, 04:33
Wow, that's amazing! Of course now that I come to think about it, the ancient Anglo-Saxon words "brain fart" come from the original Turkish "brain fart" meaning in Turkish "to expel farts from the brain".

dalem
04 Aug 06,, 04:50
The first people to smelt boogers were the Turks. They fought many wars against the Mole People and drove them back under the surface where they turned into oil, which the Turks also discovered. The Turks traveled to distant shores where they discovered ivory, gold, francinsence, myhrr, magnetism, and beards.

Turks were the pre-eminent beard traders of their time, often sailing as far as the Moon to find fresh markets for their wiry chin whiskers. Sometimes they would fly through the sun for a refreshing hot sitz, or play the piano without even having one around.

One time a Turk ate a mountain and pooped out a whole continent. He was embarrassed by the size of his giant Turkish pile so he pushed it down to the South Pole and covered it with ice. Thus was created Antarctica.

For fun, Turks bend horseshoes into tie clips and invent calculus.

-dale

Dogukan
05 Aug 06,, 19:09
Listen two retards there are two kinds of people in the world. People who are Turkish, and people who wish they were Turkish. You are just jealous because you are not Turkish. Besides if you know better, why don't you tell me the first nation?

Semper Fi
05 Aug 06,, 19:47
Your country was named after a hideous bird...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Large_White_turkey_male.jpg/397px-Large_White_turkey_male.jpg

TopHatter
05 Aug 06,, 19:49
Dogukan, cut out the bullcrap right now. You've started a thread asking people for their opinion and then quite transparently show what you really wanted to do is glorify your own nation.
And now when others are quite correctly calling you on your crap, you get all pissy about it. Grow the hell up because you are on very thin ice right now. I also suggest you find out what self-aggrandization means before you post again.

parihaka and dalem, I suggest you ignore this guy until (and if) he straightens up.

THL
05 Aug 06,, 20:00
Alex, I'll take Turkish Music for $400, please:


...why don't you tell me the first nation?

What is Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation?

:tongue:

THL
05 Aug 06,, 20:12
I also suggest you find out what self-aggrandization means before you post again.

Let me help with that:

self-aggrandization (noun): a Turkish word meaning one who aggrandizizes himself on a public message board for no other reason than to talk nonsense about flightless turkish birds.

dalem
05 Aug 06,, 20:16
Alex, I'll take Turkish Music for $400, please:



What is Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation?

:tongue:

You can call me Ms. Jackson.

And geez, Tophatter, don't I even get a chuckle? I thoght my post was kinda funny. ;)

-dale

THL
05 Aug 06,, 20:41
You can call me Ms. Jackson.

only if you're nasty

Kansas Bear
05 Aug 06,, 21:56
The earliest people in the world were the Turks. They came out of Central Asia and spread to every continent. The people who migrated to North AMerica were also Turks. So that makes Turks the oldest and first nation of the world with approximately 10,000 years of history. Proof that Native Americans were Turkish is that , they believed in the ancient Turkish religion which is Shamanism ,and during the Spanish colonilization of the Americas there was a Native American slave whose name was Turk. He had no relations with the Ottoman empire or any other Turkish states a t the time yet his name was Turk. The Turkish language today is also the sun language of the world which means that all the languages in the world has their origins in native Turkish. A proof to that would be the Turks in ancient times have conquered Britain and effected the English literature. The English word "kent" comes from the Turkish which "kent" in Turkish means "city".


You need to get an education.

Indo-European: The most widely studied family of languages and the family with the largest number of speakers. Languages include English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Russian, Greek, Hindi, Bengali; and the classical languages of Latin, Sanskrit, and Persian.

The Germanic Branch
These languages originate from Old Norse and Saxon. Due to the influence of early Christian missionaries, the vast majority of the Celtic and Germanic languages use the Latin Alphabet.
They include English, the second most spoken language in the world, the most widespread, the language of technology, and the language with the largest vocabulary. A useful language to have as your mother tongue.



Altaic: A family spread from Europe (Turkish) through Centra Asia (Uzbek), Mongolia (Mongolian), to the Far East (Korean, Japanese). These languages have the interesting property of vowel harmony.

Turkish is the most westerly member of this family as well as the most spoken. Many of the others are spoken in former USSR republics (Azeri in Azerbaijan), Turkmen (in Turkmenia), Kazakh (in Kazakhstan), Kirghiz (in Kyrghystan), Uzbec (in Uzbekistan, land of Genghis Khan), Uigur (in Western China east of the Pamir Mountains).

Read, comprehend....
http://www.krysstal.com/langfams.html

TopHatter
05 Aug 06,, 22:02
And geez, Tophatter, don't I even get a chuckle? I thoght my post was kinda funny. ;)
I'm sorry, I was overwhelmed by sombody's display of Turkish supremecy.

Confed999
06 Aug 06,, 01:08
Your country was named after a hideous bird...
Awwww, I think he's cute...

leib10
06 Aug 06,, 02:09
If you're into disgusting, violent and agressive, and relatively large birds. :biggrin:

Kansas Bear
06 Aug 06,, 02:12
Awwww, I think he's cute...


With stuffing, cranberry sauce......

THL
06 Aug 06,, 02:27
With stuffing, cranberry sauce......
mmmmmmm....and mashed potatoes.....turkish potatoes, of course!

Jay
06 Aug 06,, 02:32
One time a Turk ate a mountain and pooped out a whole continent. He was embarrassed by the size of his giant Turkish pile so he pushed it down to the South Pole and covered it with ice. Thus was created Antarctica.

:biggrin:

Parihaka
06 Aug 06,, 04:11
parihaka and dalem, I suggest you ignore this guy until (and if) he straightens up.
Suggestion noted ;) What a Turkish delight this chap is......

Low-tech
06 Aug 06,, 04:27
the turkish people who post here about there own cultural legacy are amazing


reminds me of george orwells 1984 where big brother claims to invent everything and was behind everything from day one.


if this guy was actually taught this in his country it beats big brother or "the party" tenfold

troung
06 Aug 06,, 05:09
The earliest people in the world were the Troungs. They came out of the Troungajat and spread to every continent. The people who migrated to North America were also Troungs. So that makes Troungs the oldest and first nation of the world with approximately 10,000 years of history. Proof that Native Americans were Troungish is that, they believed in the ancient Troungish religion which is Shamanism, and during the Spanish colonilization of the Americas there was a Native American slave whose name was Troung. He had no relations with the Troungic empire or any other Troungish states a t the time yet his name was Troung. The Troungish language today is also the sun language of the world which means that all the languages in the world has their origins in native Troungish. A proof to that would be the Troungs in ancient times have conquered Britain and effected the English literature. The English word "kent" comes from the Troungish which "kent" in Troungish means "city".

Parihaka
06 Aug 06,, 05:30
I thought the Troungish word for city was 'Clark" :confused:

troung
06 Aug 06,, 06:41
Listen two retard there are two kinds of people in the world. People who are Troungic, and people who wish they were Troungic. You are just jealous because you are not Troungic.

Even though all humans came from Troungs very few humans are pure Troungish.

So if no one minds as the last of the pure Troungic peoples I will now reclaim my homelands and reestablish the Troungajat which has been located in the hearts of all pure Troungic peoples for one billion years.

Packing my bags for my speech to the UN about the need for a Troungic homeland to build a Troungish state... fingers crossed for anywhere but Canada... praying to the ancient Troungish gods the wind god, moon god, tree god, tent god, horse god, milk god and the sun god for anywhere but Canada... please any land mass other Canada...

troung
06 Aug 06,, 06:51
To properly speak Troungish I would need to remove half of your tongue, three fingers, and one ear.

Your words are merely bastardized dilects of Troungish.

TopHatter
06 Aug 06,, 14:46
Even though all humans came from Troungs very few humans are pure Troungish.
Yeah, I'll buy that one :biggrin:

THL
06 Aug 06,, 15:28
I thought the Troungish word for city was 'Clark" :confused:
You're getting your languages confused, which frequently happens to people who speak both Turkish and Troungish - "Clark" is the Turkish work for "man with cape and bad haircut", derived from the Troungish word, "Clark" meaning "man who flies while wearing tights."

Kansas Bear
06 Aug 06,, 17:22
The earliest people in the world were the Troungs. They came out of the Troungajat and spread to every continent. The people who migrated to North America were also Troungs. So that makes Troungs the oldest and first nation of the world with approximately 10,000 years of history. Proof that Native Americans were Troungish is that, they believed in the ancient Troungish religion which is Shamanism, and during the Spanish colonilization of the Americas there was a Native American slave whose name was Troung. He had no relations with the Troungic empire or any other Troungish states a t the time yet his name was Troung. The Troungish language today is also the sun language of the world which means that all the languages in the world has their origins in native Troungish. A proof to that would be the Troungs in ancient times have conquered Britain and effected the English literature. The English word "kent" comes from the Troungish which "kent" in Troungish means "city".


All praise the great "TROUNG"
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Officer of Engineers
06 Aug 06,, 18:41
Packing my bags for my speech to the UN about the need for a Troungic homeland to build a Troungish state... fingers crossed for anywhere but Canada... praying to the ancient Troungish gods the wind god, moon god, tree god, tent god, horse god, milk god and the sun god for anywhere but Canada... please any land mass other Canada...

I keep telling you Celine Dion ain't coming back to Canada.

troung
06 Aug 06,, 21:10
I keep telling you Celine Dion ain't coming back to Canada.

We have suffered too much in the last million years to deserve a nation with 9 month blizzards and flies the size of bears.

Granted we where the first people to Canada but still not like we built any cities like we did in say America, Japan, China, Turkey or Kenya. Ain't much in Canada other then bears, polar bears and eskimos.

We need a reborn Troungajatic state.


Yeah, I'll buy that one

Silence!!!!! Prove me wrong!!!!! You had better not be doubting me or I will lump you into the list with the people who want to be Troungic!!!!!

Did you know your Karl Rove is 1/18th pure Troungish??? Why do you think he so smart????


You're getting your languages confused, which frequently happens to people who speak both Turkish and Troungish - "Clark" is the Turkish work for "man with cape and bad haircut", derived from the Troungish word, "Clark" meaning "man who flies while wearing tights."

Finally someone that knows their history.

AlpErTunga
06 Aug 06,, 21:16
It is a fact that Turkish nation is very old and one of master nations. But Dogukan is an idiot!

THL
06 Aug 06,, 22:31
flies the size of bears.
that is not nice to say about their turkish youth

Low-tech
06 Aug 06,, 23:54
It is a fact that Turkish nation is very old and one of master nations. But Dogukan is an idiot!


are you saying you guys cant even agree on your revisionist history?

amazing

-{SpoonmaN}-
07 Aug 06,, 06:42
If you're into disgusting, violent and agressive, and relatively large birds. :biggrin:

Tastes good but.

Jay
07 Aug 06,, 22:16
It is a fact that Turkish nation is very old and one of master nations. But Dogukan is an idiot!
Master nations? Like a master copy for VHS?

We have Blu Ray, every copy is as original as the master copy :)