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Officer of Engineers
12 May 06,, 05:48
I could only say, "Get A Life."


http://www.helpwinthebet.com/



So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldnít make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered around the fact that she called me an idiot) we made a bet:

If I could not make a website to get 10,000,000 hits, I would agree that I was an idiot; however, if I could make a website to get 10,000,000 hits, she would have a menage a trois (that's a threesome to you non french-speakers) with me and another girl. I thought she was kidding at the time, but then she said she was so sure of herself, that she would even put it in writing. This of course is an ultra-binding contract.

kNikS
12 May 06,, 09:07
LMAO

4 mil to go!

ASG
12 May 06,, 09:55
I wonder why can I not come up with such ideas. :confused:

The other day I came across a website with 1 million banners in just one screen. I cant seem to recall the name though. Whew!

platinum786
12 May 06,, 10:01
that million dollar page, pure genius.

sex.com? lol....another stroke of genius.

THL
12 May 06,, 10:59
I think that if he had added a few more drinks to the table she was sitting at in that picture, and held out just a little longer, he could have gotten her to do it for 5,000,000.

Too bad he's not a better salesman.

kNikS
12 May 06,, 11:05
I think that if he had added a few more drinks to the table she was sitting at in that picture, and held out just a little longer, he could have gotten her to do it for 5,000,000.

Too bad he's not a better salesman.
LOL.

Even more better - why stop at threesome?

Asim Aquil
12 May 06,, 12:40
I think he deserves a few refreshes.

kNikS
12 May 06,, 12:46
Refreshes...? Not sure what do you mean.

platinum786
12 May 06,, 13:06
if you refresh the page it counts as another hit

i bet this guy just sits all day refreshing that page

i just sent his page to the whole call centre

TopHatter
12 May 06,, 13:41
I think that if he had added a few more drinks to the table she was sitting at in that picture, and held out just a little longer, he could have gotten her to do it for 5,000,000.
Or a few more drinks after that and he probably wouldn't have had to even do that much :redface:

bigross86
12 May 06,, 13:44
I'm rooting for this guy. I'm glad she signed a contract. No way for her to weasel out of it.

TopHatter
12 May 06,, 13:52
I'm rooting for this guy. I'm glad she signed a contract. No way for her to weasel out of it.
I couldn't get the contract to come up. :confused:
Maybe she hacked in and deleted it, then found the hardcopy and shredded that too...then bought off the lawyer and notary is seeking to have her boyfriend liquidated by some guy named Bruno the Thumb. :eek:

ASG
12 May 06,, 13:52
if you refresh the page it counts as another hit

i bet this guy just sits all day refreshing that page

i just sent his page to the whole call centre

Auto refresh set to every 5 seconds on my web browser.

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Wooglin
12 May 06,, 14:06
A worthy cause if I ever saw one... :biggrin:

THL
12 May 06,, 14:10
Auto refresh set to every 5 seconds on my web browser.

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
You dont happen to be the guy who created the website, are you? ;)

Asim Aquil
12 May 06,, 14:25
You dont happen to be the guy who created the website, are you? ;)
Gotta help a brother in need!

platinum786
12 May 06,, 14:27
exactly.

asim on the dot......again.

ASG
12 May 06,, 18:01
You dont happen to be the guy who created the website, are you? ;)

LOL!

NO!

But what if that threesome got converted to foursome, somehow! ;)

THL
12 May 06,, 18:24
LOL!

NO!

But what if that threesome got converted to foursome, somehow! ;)
Well then I guess that would be more time consuming for him then, wouldn't it? ;)

gunnut
12 May 06,, 18:27
I want him to win because she called him an idiot.

I would help her out if he called her a biatch or C U Next Tuesday.

kNikS
12 May 06,, 18:59
LOL!

NO!

But what if that threesome got converted to foursome, somehow! ;)
I don't see what's so interesting with foursome... although it's completely different story if it's 1vs3.

Ellopian
16 May 06,, 11:03
This guy is a genius, love it

Ahsan
18 May 06,, 03:29
Guys update on this.

April 27, 2006 AM - Now I'm sponsored by a Beanbag company that's giving me a Sofa to do it on!

TopHatter
18 May 06,, 03:33
He started out on March 14 2006

He's up to 6,115,302 hits as of the time I am posting this.

He needs 10,000,000.

His girlfriend was so naÔve :rolleyes:

Officer of Engineers
18 May 06,, 03:33
If he was smart, he hack his own page and counter.

TopHatter
18 May 06,, 03:35
If he was smart, he hack his own page and counter.
No need. He's going to be up to his eyeballs in boobies in a few weeks...or less ;)

Dago
18 May 06,, 04:20
Lucky bastard.

Refreased about the 100th time already.

He better have some footage of her in case she decides to back out.