Where and why are your personal (yes, repeat, personal) nominees for - in order -oceans, nations, cities and/or ports, zones of engagment, towns, knocking shops etc.
Shy type that I am I shall simply start with Indonesia and bongo-bongo village, feral dogs and skinny c**ts [self edit] with bones through their collective noses pointing spears at me. I was non-plussed. The lack of Knocking shop did not mitigate my then my foul mood. Nor the hellish shanty town I emergered from the jungle to be greeted by. The chafing surrounding my delicate English nuts had only added to my uncharacteristically poor temper. There was no gin. The timely intervention of a Canuk meant that parangs were lowered and briberey prevailed.
"Jaalann Singapora" is the only phrase one need know in those shithole islands.
I know this is similar to "the most stupid things etc." but this is meant to be more judgemental if not indeed punative. Embellish by all means, but don't ******** eh? :)
Shy type that I am I shall simply start with Indonesia and bongo-bongo village, feral dogs and skinny c**ts [self edit] with bones through their collective noses pointing spears at me. I was non-plussed. The lack of Knocking shop did not mitigate my then my foul mood. Nor the hellish shanty town I emergered from the jungle to be greeted by. The chafing surrounding my delicate English nuts had only added to my uncharacteristically poor temper. There was no gin. The timely intervention of a Canuk meant that parangs were lowered and briberey prevailed.
"Jaalann Singapora" is the only phrase one need know in those shithole islands.
I know this is similar to "the most stupid things etc." but this is meant to be more judgemental if not indeed punative. Embellish by all means, but don't ******** eh? :)
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