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  • "Osama at the Pearly Gates"

    "Osama at the Pearly Gates"

    When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at
    the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and
    yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped
    conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
    shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and
    said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for
    the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane
    and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
    write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
    James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their
    anger on the terrorist leader.

    As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
    Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
    waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
    The black flag is raised: Ban them all... Let the Admin sort them out.

    I know I'm going to have the last word... I have powers of deletion and lock.

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    True justice.
    Removing a single turd from the cesspool doesn't make any difference.

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