Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I
called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Obama in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.
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