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Originally Posted by Leader
Lul,
I want you to tell us how many of these questions you'd answer "yes" to.
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I'm putting the over-under at 30.
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And here are my answers:
1) Do you think a significant percentage of prominent Republicans would secretly like to see the US become a theocracy?
Ans. NO
2) Do you believe it was a mistake to go to war in Afghanistan?
Ans. NO
3) In your opinion, is it a myth that American soldiers were spit on when they returned from Vietnam?
Ans. Its not a myth! They were called baby killers and spat on!
4) Michael Moore's distribution group, Front Row Entertainment, received help marketing "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Lebanon from the terrorist group Hezbollah. Do you believe that was appropriate?
Ans. Apropriate or not, Hezbollah is a reaction to the brutal invasion and massacres of civilians caught in the cross fire by the Israeli terrorists. As a side note, Hezbollah had every right to expel occupying israeli forces from Lebanon. And that it did
5) Do you think you can be a patriotic American and support Iraq's anti-occupation resistance?
Ans. No Ironman, You cannot! Until and unless you lift bush boys wrinkled balls. Until that is done, you can only be a "defeatist" or a an enemy sympathiser who ought to be thrown in Camp X-ray
6) Do you think there is a significant chance that the capture of Saddam Hussein was timed to help George Bush politically?
Ans. Perhaps. Nothing can be far fetched now that we know that these Neo-con thugs and their sponsoring thugs (republicans) lied to the American ppl about each and every single reason to go to war against Iraq!
7) In your opinion, is there a significant chance that Diebold is rigging elections in order to help the GOP?
Ans. No....but the majority of the American public is the good old jahil 'Hill-jack'..who is essentially an uneducated peasant, and thus prone to being manipulated using simple/ humble patriotic rhetoric and propaganda.
8) Is George Bush more "evil" than Saddam Hussein?
Ans. No!
9) In your opinion, is there a significant chance that Republicans rigged some of the Senate races in 2002?
Ans. No. But it doesn't matter. Whether Bush or Kerry in the house, policy remains the same. Just with Republicans we get the more "jahil" and embarrassing bible bigot crowd in the house. A disgrace to this world considering that its the year 2005!
10) Was Ingrid Newkirk right when she said, "There is no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all mammals"?
Ans. Thats an absurd question, but tio a fundo influenced by middle eastern theology...it becomes relevant.
11) Is there any nation in the world that's more of a force for good than the United States?
yes...the non aligned EU nations! Trust me........a good lesson in life is to stay out of other ppl's business. Despite your Allah or God so vehemently advising you to the contrary....and fiddle that finger in your buddies fun-hole.
12) In your opinion, is the US a "stingy" country?
Ans. Abolutely No! It is the most generous!
13) Is there a significant chance that America will become a fascist state in let's say the next 10 years?
Ans. Actually, with the impending debacles in Iraq and Afghanistan, we will hopefully once again revert to the good ol days of introversion.
14) Do you think there's a significant possibility that liberals will be rounded up and put into some sort of camps in let's say the next 10 years?
Ans. Comeon man.....
15) Is America an imperialist nation in your opinion?
Ans. Unfortunately from time to time, it has leaned towards that. you have to remember that when we were not involved with this "dirty business" of playing king maker/ global cop......ours was an innocent country.
16) Do you think "losing" in Vietnam was good for America?
Ans. I hate to say it, but yes! Someone had to knock some sense into jahil fundo armageddonist/ apocalyptic bible bigots. A disgerace to this whole planet...just like their jahil islamic mouzlum cousins.
17) Are you sometimes ashamed to be an American?
As soon I see 'that' buffon's face on TV, or some one in the world pouring scorn on him and his thugs...and also on us ( indirectly), yeah I do!
18) Do you think it's wrong for the President to put the welfare of Americans ahead of the welfare of people in other countries?
Ans. Absolutely. I am sure you have seen the rabid increase in the bum population in your city......How about spending a billion a week on them????

yeah???
19) Do you see significant, noteworthy, parallels between America and Nazi Germany?
Ans. Comeon dude, thats ludicrous.
20) In your opinion, was Iraq primarily a "war for oil"?
Ans. Yes! And getting rid of a former fello thug.....for insubordination.
21) What about Afghanistan? Was that primarily a "war for oil" as well?
Ans. ridiculous question. NO!
22) Do you think it's likely a draft will be declared by the end of George Bush's term?
Ans. No! I think these misadventures will end sooner. Its a lesson for all of us to keep thugs and fundos in check! no matter what the provocation. Iraq was not a threat!...
23) Do you think Iraq was preordained and planned before 9/11 ever took place?
Ans. Woodwards/ Scheuer's book 'the plan of attack' and ' thru our enemies eyes/ why the west is losing the war on terror' contradict that assertion. it however took prominance in the 'Fog of war' and hysteria that followed the 9-11 attacks.
24) In your opinion, is sleep deprivation a form of torture?
Ask that from the thousands the U.S. military is experimenting with. It is a disgrace that our intelligence agencies have to resort to such means to extort info. And that too 99.99% of the time from the wrong subjects. the vast majority of the detainees have been released after tortyre lasting years, in some cases.
25) Would you prefer that we lose in Iraq?
Ans. I want the U.S. out of there. The sooner the better. We can't win buddy!.... wake up!
26) Do you believe anyone who goes to Afghanistan or Iraq as a soldier is fighting for an evil cause under an evil commander in chief?
Ans.childish question........fit for your old buddy.....norman terror boy!
27) Was Michael Moore correct when he said, "There is no terrorist threat in this country. This is a lie?"
Ans. I don't care what he said. ofcourse there is a threat! But it doesnot emanate from Iraq!
28) Is there in your opinion a significant chance that the Bush administration either was behind 9/11 or knew it was coming and allowed it to happened?
Ans. Another one for the christian broadcast network. A totaly jahil question.
29) Do you think there is a significant possibility that the Bush administration had a hand in Paul Wellstone's death?
Ans. No.
30) Do you believe that somebody rigged the vote in Ohio during the 2004 Presidential election?
Ans. Ohio...Being a fello Ohioan myself...am well aware of the rural/ hillbilly peasant folk of that pathetic state. But I doubt it! That shiit hole was about as republican s you can get......left the downtown Cleveland area....an Cincinnatti. Columbus god-damn sucked pretty bad too!
31) In your opinion, do you think there is a significant chance that the Bush administration was behind the anthrax letters that were mailed out to some members of the media and US Senate?
Ans. no actually some of our very 'esteemed' fellow citizens.... christian fundo right
apocalyptic/ armaggeddonist thugs from the 'Army of God" our own fricken Hezbollah were behind it.

......and once again a pretty forceful and pathetic reminder that a large chunk of our country is still very very jahil!
32) Had George Bush lost the election, do you believe there was a significant chance Republicans would have thrown a coup?
Ans. No man!
33) Do you believe there's a significant chance that Karl Rove or someone else in the Bush administration had something to do with the last minute appearance of the Bin Laden tape right before the Nov. 2nd election?
Ans. No.
34) Do you believe comparisons of George Bush to Hitler are appropriate?
Ans. No! but hat doesbn't absolve that buffoon! He is a disgrace to our nation. Hated....literally hated world wide. And a symbol of that world wide scorn now.
35) Do you think Communism could work if the right people were running it?
Ans. Who cares?....I like their weapons....sluts! and ofcourse vaadka!
36) Do you believe that black Americans who support and vote Republican are betraying their race?
Ans. Once again, Who cares?
37) Do you think people who say Al-Qaeda doesn't exist are right?
Ans. No those ppl are jahil also. if there is a threat to the U.S. then it is Al-qaeda.
38) Are the insurgents in Iraq roughly comparable to Americans who fought against the British in your opinion?
Ans. Aaaaaaahhhh Different era....absurd comparison...once again who cares man.
39) Do you believe Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur was correct when she said, "One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown"?
Ans. Marcy or Darcy! The point here is that when you play.....you gotto pay man. Now we gotto pay....if we implement the Neo-con doctrine, then we have to cough up money. one billion a week is not sustainable by any superpower...let alone our current broke ass economy.
40) Do you believe there's a significant chance that the US Government knows where Bin Laden is and is deliberately allowing him to remain free?
Ans. No. thats ridiculous.