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Found out that southern comfort is good for getting you drunk. Yet is slightly nasiter, than most other hard stuff. IMO.
Sitting on the top of a steep hill with two other guys. Drinking some beer, and had a fifth of Souhtern Comfort.
We each killed a forty.
Then I killed 2/3 of that bottle of SC.
Slightly trashed, we were walking back. And everytime I took one step up the hill, it would equal 3 steps back. Couldn't help it.
I had to call out to the drinking buddies, that wandered on ahead. And one of them grabbed my shirt collar, helped me get back up the hill. Otherwise I wolud of had to stay at the bottom, until I sobered up again.
Also got back to my room. And both of them, were kind enough to grab my hands and feet. And threw me onto my bed after counting to three.
Then theres the nastiest of all, Clearwater. Straight grain alchohol. 190 proof. Had a party, where a bottle of it was mixed with coke...dumb idea!
While it barely affected some of the larger folk there. One skinny dude, passed out. Myself, barely kept from passing out.
Morning after was horrible. After taking the first shot, straight. Said "my phlem feels looser". Well, still drunk when I woke up in the morning.
Puked in the toilet once. Went right outside the side door. Puked two more times. (But that made pulling weeds easier a little bit into the future)
And sometime later, after drinking a few glasses of water. To try and lower my blood alchohol level. Went into the bathroom. And puked up 3 wads of phlem that were each the size of pancakes. :puke
Almost forgot this fun part Ate about half a loaf of bread. To soak up the alchohol, shortly after downing that first shot, two more mixed with soda. Went with two other people to try to round up a few more guest fopr the party.
In the parking lot of someones apartment complex. I ended up puking a puddle of white liquid right in the lot...that was the bread meant to soak up the alchohol...not the other way around.
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