3 hillbillies from somewhere near Wiconsin

were jawin on the porch , 1 st one says , ya ma wife sure is dumb , , she went and bought a washin machine ,, why,s that dumd they says , cos we aint got no lektrikity says jebadiah
Think thats dumb says ezekiel , my wife went and bought a shower unit ,
whys that dumb they says ,
cos we isnt got us no plummin he says
Haaa think thats dumb says elmer , i was lookin thro the wifes purse tother day for some beer money and all i found was a button , a comb , and 6 condoms ?
whys that dumb thay says
cos she aint got a d1ck says elmer
