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Originally Posted by furkensturker
A blond walks into a bar and asks the barman for a "double entondra", so he gave her one.
Freddie
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2 swagmen walking along a road heading towards the local billabong when one noticed a stink coming from the other , he got a bit closer and said ,, ahh strooth mate , have you defacated in your duds ?
( i would have said sh1t yourself but you know how wussy the ozzy,s are )
He replied nahh mate not me , ? a bit farther on he got the same smell and grabbing hold of the other he said are you sure you havent dropped one ,
strooth mate i should know shouldnt i he says ?
In disbelief the guy grabs him and looks down the back of his strides and there it was ,,,, a huge pancake , you dirty lying barrrstard he said , you
have sh1t yourself , oops i meant defacated
its there look ?
Ahhhh right,o , sorry mate he said , i thought you meant
had i done it today 