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Medical Distinction Between Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the
guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say, 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
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