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Officer Fitness Reports
The British Military writes performance ratings as Officer Fitness
Reports.The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the
S206.
The following are excerpts taken from actual "206's"....
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
I would not breed from this Officer.
This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
won't-be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
foot was previously in there.
He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
Technically sound, but socially impossible.
This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around
at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then
he has aged considerably.
This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to
port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.
This man is depriving a perfectly good village of its idiot.
The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap.
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Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.
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