ShawnG

1. Obesity... to include someone I know who was with me while buying a blazer from Express Men stating, "Must be nice to be able to shop here." To which my thoughts read, "Well, you could to if you stopped eating 3 cheeseburgers, a bean burrito, french fries dipped in mayo, and 3 cans of soda at 11 p.m. every night before bed."

2. People who drag their feet

3. Women who become irritated at men who look at their chest when they have 6" of cleavage showing. I know you don't look at my crotch during conversation because (a) it's not a foot below my face in natural line of sight and (b) I don't have my goods hanging out as a natural distraction. (We, as a gender, are amazed by breasticles. Not our fault. We were predisposed to this since birth.)

4. Longer than necessary phone conversations

5. Oversized sloppy looking clothing (i.e. 1/2 of the under-30 male population's wardrobe)

6. White shoes that are dirty and scuffed... worn for reasons other than yard work

7. PETA

8. Yankees fans and Cowboys fans

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